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<title>If You Love Me Won&apos;t You Let Me Know</title>
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<modified>2008-05-05T06:29:52Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-05T07:00:07Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1096</id>
<created>2008-05-05T07:00:07Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;m really enjoying Justin Currie&apos;s album &quot;What Is Love For&quot; lately.  That one took me a while to get into, but if you like the song posted above (...Mess) you&apos;d probably dig it. </summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Ho - Lee - Crap - !</p>

<p>I'm sitting here listening to the first single from Coldplay's new album "Viva La Vida, or Death And All His Friends".  The song is called Violet Hill.  It starts with 40 seconds of noise...  but after that, it's amazing...  and it's track #1 on this week's Jalpuna Radio playlist.</p>

<ol><a href="http://jalpuna.com/jtunes/radio.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://jalpuna.com/images/click.gif" alt="click to listen" border="2"></a>

<p><font size="+2">Violet</font><br />
05/05/08 - 05/11/08</p>

<p><li> Violet Hill | Coldplay<br />
<li> Mr. Richards | R.E.M.<br />
<li> Smoke Detector | Rilo Kiley<br />
<li> Something In That Mess | Justin Currie<br />
<li> It Beats 4 U | My Morning Jacket<br />
<li> Ode To LRC | Band Of Horses<br />
<li> Levels of Light | Sleeping At Last<br />
<li> Thick Black Mark | Andrew Paul Woodworth<br />
<li> Ghost | Rogue Wave<br />
<li> Wet and Rusting | Menomena<br />
<li> The Kids Don't Stand A Chance | Vampire Weekend</ol></p>

<p>I'm really enjoying Justin Currie's album "What Is Love For" lately.  That one took me a while to get into, but if you like the song posted above (...Mess) you'd probably dig it.  For me, it's a recent iTunes purchase.</p>

<p>I'm also really hooked on Band Of Horses lately (thank you Multnomah County public library!)</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>I Can Haz Air Fighting</title>
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<modified>2008-05-02T04:07:48Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-02T03:46:13Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1097</id>
<created>2008-05-02T03:46:13Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;d be lying if I said I only watched this once.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>the internets</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>I'd be lying if I said I only watched this once.</p>

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<p>The look on this cat's face is priceless.  And, awe hell...  as long as I'm posting mindless crap...</p>

<p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/01/funny-pictures-o-hai-dis-is-maxwell-smart/"><img class="mine_947220" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/funny-pictures-get-smart-phone-cat.jpg" width="348" height="524" border="1" alt="humorous pictures" /></a></p>

<p>...this made me laugh out loud.  I wish I could say I'm better than that.  More sophisticated maybe.  It doesn't matter because clearly I am not.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Like A Warm Drink It Seeps Into My Soul</title>
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<modified>2008-04-29T03:34:06Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-28T07:19:27Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1094</id>
<created>2008-04-28T07:19:27Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">It&apos;s very late.  It&apos;s very dark.  City lights twinkle through open windows.  A cool breeze guides their way.  The world is quiet.  It sounds like this.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Wow, is the weekend over already?  Apparently, it is.  This explains why it's midnight and I'm still putting together a playlist, and it probably explains how the playlist sounds.</p>

<p>It's very late.<br />
It's very dark.<br />
City lights twinkle through open windows.<br />
A cool breeze guides their way.<br />
The world is quiet.<br />
It sounds like this.</p>

<ol><a href="http://jalpuna.com/jtunes/radio.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://jalpuna.com/images/click.gif" alt="click to listen" border="2"></a>

<p><font size="+2"> Worrisome Heart</font><br />
04/28/08 - 05/04/08</p>

<p><li> Worrisome Heart | Melody Gardot<br />
<li> Lady | Regina Spektor<br />
<li> Today Has Been Ok | Emiliana Torrini<br />
<li> All At Sea | Jamie Cullum<br />
<li> Live Long | Kings Of Convenience<br />
<li> Lake Shore Drive | The Innocence Mission<br />
<li> Red Rabbits | The Shins<br />
<li> Sparks | Coldplay<br />
<li> Sideways | Citizen Cope<br />
<li> Flightless Bird, American Mouth | Iron & Wine<br />
<li> No, Surrender | Justin Currie<br />
<li> Caught in the Rain | Jay Clifford</ol></p>

<blockquote><i>Like a warm drink<br>
it seeps into my soul<br>
Please just leave me<br>
right here on my own<br>
Later on you could spend<br>
some time with me<br>
If you want to<br>
all at sea</i>
<div align="right">- Jamie Cullum, "All At Sea"</div></blockquote>

<p>The playlist begins with Melody Gardot's "Worrisome Heart" which is still on iTunes as a free track today.  If you haven't downloaded it yet, you really should.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>My Worrisome Heart</title>
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<modified>2008-04-25T04:12:42Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-25T03:52:14Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1093</id>
<created>2008-04-25T03:52:14Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">In case you&apos;re not aware, iTunes offers up a free song every week, and very often they suck somethin&apos; awful - but every now and then, the freebie is something special.  This week&apos;s free song is by Melody Gardot.  It&apos;s called Worrisome Heart.  All I can say is wow.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Oh Holy Moly!  Fire up the iTunes and download this NOW!  It's free through the weekend.</p>

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<p>In case you're not aware, iTunes offers up a free song every week, and very often they suck somethin' awful - but every now and then, the freebie is something special.  This week's free song is by Melody Gardot.  It's called Worrisome Heart.  All I can say is wow.</p>

<p>Click.  Listen.  Enjoy.  Then, go to iTunes and download it!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Sounding Winded</title>
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<modified>2008-04-21T07:34:50Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-21T07:13:12Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1091</id>
<created>2008-04-21T07:13:12Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">For no particular reason, this week&apos;s list features songs with wind instruments.  Give it a listen.  You&apos;ll get it.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Moving into a new apartment has been an exhausting process!  I'm not complaining though.  Just pointing out why there's been less writing here lately.  All of my creative energy seems to be going into organizing this new space and turning it into a home.</p>

<p>My home.</p>

<p>Anyway...  it's Monday, which means it's time to post a new playlist.  For no particular reason, this week's list features songs with wind instruments.  Give it a listen.  You'll get it.</p>

<ol><a href="http://jalpuna.com/jtunes/radio.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://jalpuna.com/images/click.gif" alt="click to listen" border="2"></a>

<p><font size="+2">Winded</font><br />
04/21/08 - 04/27/08</p>

<p><li> Horn Intro | Modest Mouse<br />
<li> All The Money Or The Simple Life Honey | The Dandy Warhols<br />
<li> Wish I Was Skinny | The Boo Radleys<br />
<li> Heart In Me | Cordero<br />
<li> Can't Hardly Wait | The Replacements<br />
<li> Hard To Live In The City | Albert Hammond, Jr.<br />
<li> For Sure | American Football<br />
<li> Deathbed | Relient K<br />
<li> Keys Out Lights On | Jenny Owen Youngs<br />
<li> Ice on the Wing | Nada Surf<br />
<li> The Shining / Everybody's Stalking | Badly Drawn Boy<br />
<li> Spitting Venom | Modest Mouse</ol></p>

<p>By the way - I really wish Reliant K weren't quite so heebie-jesus.  Deathbed is a cool song, but they lose me towards the end.  I'm always amazed by the things people actually believe in terms of religion.  It's all mythology to me, and since I have no problem with enjoying a song about someone else's mythology, I have no problem posting one.  So there you go.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>If The Best Is For The Best Then The Best Is Unkind</title>
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<modified>2008-04-15T16:36:41Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-14T07:12:27Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1089</id>
<created>2008-04-14T07:12:27Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Dear people of Earth.  Yes, all of you.  Thanks a frigging lot for waiting so long to tell me about the band Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.  I blame you all, both individually and collectively, for not introducing me to their music years ago, and I wonder: what other gems are you hiding from me?</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Dear people of Earth.  Yes, all of you.  Thanks a frigging lot for waiting so long to tell me about the band Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.  I blame you all, both individually and collectively, for not introducing me to their music years ago, and I wonder: what other gems are you hiding from me?  Hhhmmmmm???</p>

<p>I first heard of them when I started listening to Slacker last fall (if you haven't checked out <a href="http://slacker.com">Slacker</a> yet, you really should.  Bad name - great site).  Thanks to the Multnomah County Library, I got a crash course on Black Rebel Motorcycle Club when three of their CDs in my hold list were available at the same time.  GAH!  Too much goodness to quickly absorb at once!  Too much...  too much!</p>

<p>I've been on a twang binge for the last few weeks, and loving every minute of it - hence this week's playlist.</p>

<ol><a href="http://jalpuna.com/jtunes/radio.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://jalpuna.com/images/click.gif" alt="click to listen" border="2"></a>

<p><font size="+2">Twangpuna 5</font><br />
04/14/08 - 04/20/08</p>

<p>Devil's Waitin' | Black Rebel Motorcycle Club<br />
Hammer & A Stone | Seven Mary Three<br />
Chasing Ghosts with Alcohol | Gomez<br />
Best For The Best | Josh Ritter<br />
The Man | Pete Yorn<br />
Here We Are | Patrick Park<br />
Fireflies (with Rachael Yamagata) | Rhett Miller<br />
Stand Still, Look Pretty | The Wreckers<br />
Two Tons | Dirty Martini<br />
Crazy Mary | Pearl Jam<br />
Mississippi | Train</ol></p>

<p>If that Wreckers song piques your curiosity, consider yourself warned: the rest of their album is the worst kind of bubblegum country, and it even fails at being that.  I had trouble just making it to the chorus of most of their songs before skipping to the next track.  Lucky for me, I picked it up at the Library.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>See You On The Other Side Of The Move</title>
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<modified>2008-04-09T22:42:29Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-09T22:05:12Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1088</id>
<created>2008-04-09T22:05:12Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>photos</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>While packing to move out of my apartment today, I found myself staring at two wine corks I'd apparently saved for some odd reason.</p>

<p>I thought the two of them really summed up the day before and after a move.</p>

<p><img src="http://jalpuna.com/blogpics/040908-moving-corks.jpg" alt="sad and happy corks"></p>

<p>Moving out is the worst.  It's filled with sadness and introspection.  Good times were had in this apartment, not to mention how gorgeous the apartment is.  This was the most amazing looking home I've ever had, despite its problems.  I'll miss it.</p>

<p>Moving *IN* is the best!  It's a time to create a new home and celebrate the opportunities and possibilities that come with a fresh start.  I couldn't be more excited!</p>

<p>My day tomorrow will be an exhausting combination of the two.</p>

<p>Whoooo...</p>

<p>...and with that final thought, I shut down my Mac, unplug and untangle cords and then pack pack pack the rest of my stuff up.</p>

<p>Goodbye for a few days!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Who Found Who&apos;s Hair In Who&apos;s Bed?</title>
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<modified>2008-04-07T07:12:55Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-07T07:01:19Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1086</id>
<created>2008-04-07T07:01:19Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;ll tell you that it told me more of you than you did
</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>I'm such a sucker for a sad song, especially when my life is good.  I enjoy being able to feel the sadness without having to actually live it.  A perfect example of this the song "Who Found Who's Hair In Who's Bed?" by Owen, who is really a solo artist named Mike Kinsella.</p>

<blockquote>Oh, and who found who's hair in whose bed?<br>
I'll tell you that it told me more of you<br>
Than you did</blockquote>

<p>That's track #11 on this week's Jalpuna Radio playlist.</p>

<ol><a href="http://jalpuna.com/jtunes/radio.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://jalpuna.com/images/click.gif" alt="click to listen" border="2"></a>

<p><font size="+2">Honey Diction</font><br />
04/07/08 - 04/13/08</p>

<p><li> Honey And The Moon | Joseph Arthur<br />
<li> Split Needles | The Shins<br />
<li> King Sized Doubt | Gingersol<br />
<li> Slow Fade | Wheat<br />
<li> Gimme Diction | Christians & Lions<br />
<li> We're Not Alone | Dinosaur Jr.<br />
<li> Throwin' Shapes | Minus The Bear<br />
<li> If You Talk Too Much (My Head Will Explode) | People In Planes<br />
<li> Am I Only | Black Rebel Motorcycle Club<br />
<li> Aqueous Transmission | Incubus<br />
<li> Who Found Who's Hair In Who's Bed? | Owen</ol></p>

<p>The other real gem this week is Honey And The Moon by Joseph Arthur.  Thanks to the Multnomah County Library, I've become hooked on his stuff, not to mention Black Rebel Motorcycle Club...  and so many others.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Some Fridges Are Colder Than Others</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://jalpuna.com/archives/2008/04/when_good_condi.shtml" />
<modified>2008-04-02T21:58:56Z</modified>
<issued>2008-04-02T19:24:26Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1084</id>
<created>2008-04-02T19:24:26Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">The beauty of moving to a new apartment is that I get to start a whole new relationship with a different set of kitchen appliances.  Believe me, I won&apos;t make some of the mistakes I made with my current fridge.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>humor</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Living next to a grocery store is rough on a fridge.  Depending on the keeper of said fridge, it'll either be empty or stuffed beyond capacity.</p>

<p>I have a neighbor who considers the grocery store to be an endless source of culinary inspiration.  I've caught her browsing for christ sake.  Her fridge loves her dearly because she constantly brings it all sorts of fridgeable treats.  It greets her with a soothing hum, as if to say "Store a wedge of cheese?  And some sausage too?  Don't mind if I do!"</p>

<p>My fridge makes more of a hubbubbubbub sound when I'm around because it's pretty much empty.  Why would I collect all sorts of things to refrigerate when the grocery store across the street already does that for me?  This logic is lost on my fridge.</p>

<p><i>"Hubbubbubbubbub..."</i></p>

<p>In case you haven't figured it out already, hubbubbubbub is fridge speak for "hhhhmmmpt!"  I actually tried to teach it to say "hhmmmmpt!" since I thought that might sound more like an enthusiastic fridge-hum, but my GE Spacesaver saw right through that plan.</p>

<p>The beauty of moving to a new apartment is that I get to start a whole new relationship with a different set of kitchen appliances.  Believe me, I won't make some of the mistakes I made with this fridge.</p>

<p>My first mistake was naming it Buck Rogers.  "Get it?  It's because you're a space-saver.  A SPACE saver.  Get it?"</p>

<p><i>"...hubbubbubbubbubbubbub."</i></p>

<p>"Your manual also says something about you being Low Profile.  Does that mean you're supposed to be incognito?   ...I ask because you're not."</p>

<p><i>"...HUBBUBBUBBUB!!!!"</i></p>

<p>That joke was mistake #2.</p>

<p>I realize refrigerators are cold by nature, but personality-wise, this one is particularly cold.</p>

<div align="center">* * * * * * * * * * * *</div>

<p>God do I love the internet.  Everything I could ever want to know is on that thing, and it's all 100% accurate.  It has to be - it's written down for chrissssakes.</p>

<p>Today's marvelous find which inspired the above post: a modified version of The Periodic Table:</p>

<p><img src="http://jalpuna.com/blogpics/040208-periodictable.gif" alt="table of condiments"></p>

<p>It's the <a href="http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/Info/condiments.html">Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad</a>.</p>

<p>Awesome!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Who The Hell Is Walcott?</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://jalpuna.com/archives/2008/03/who_the_hell_is.shtml" />
<modified>2008-04-02T22:00:40Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-31T07:06:13Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1083</id>
<created>2008-03-31T07:06:13Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Honestly, I don&apos;t know who he (or she) is...  but I do know this.  Walcott needs to get out of Cape Cod (out of Cape Cod tonight).</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Honestly, I don't know who he (<strike>or she</strike>) is...  but I do know this.  Walcott needs to get out of Cape Cod (out of Cape Cod tonight).</p>

<ol><a href="http://jalpuna.com/jtunes/radio.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://jalpuna.com/images/click.gif" alt="click to listen" border="2"></a>

<p><font size="+2">Navigating</font><br />
03/31/08 - 04/06/08</p>

<p><li> Walcott | Vampire Weekend<br />
<li> Kid Gloves | Voxtrot<br />
<li> It's About Time | Barcelona<br />
<li> Canister | Elephone<br />
<li> Screendoor | Illinois<br />
<li> Fountain of You | The New Amsterdams<br />
<li> Clean Breaks | Dashboard Confessional<br />
<li> Confessional | Raine Maida<br />
<li> Alphabet Soup | Bell X1<br />
<li> Left And Leaving | The Weakerthans<br />
<li> Navigating The Stars At Night | Mike Doughty</ol></p>

<p>I'm posting another old Bell X1 song this week.  Their 2006 album "Flock" is <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=273128852&s=143441">finally being released here in the U.S.!</a>  (Typography question: am I supposed to include the second period there?  The one after the "S" but before the exclamation point?)</p>

<p>"Alphabet Soup" is from their even better 2004 album <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=50189189&s=143441">Music In Mouth</a>.</p>

<p>Cheer me up!<br />
Cheer me up!<br />
I'm a miserable fuck!</p>

<p>...no - no I'm not - but I'm listening to this week's playlist as I type this, and Voxtrot's "Kid Gloves" is on.  Ooh, so catchy.</p>

<p>Cheer me up!<br />
Cheer me up!<br />
I'm invisibly stuck!</p>

<p>And speaking of catchy...  if "Screendoor" by Illinois doesn't have you singing "Well HELLO All my baby babies" there might be something wrong with you.  Seriously.</p>

<p>By the way, I should note that while writing this, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_Weekend">I found out who Walcott is</a>.  God I love Wikipedia.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>The Walls Have Ears</title>
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<modified>2008-03-31T00:33:30Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-31T00:24:06Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1082</id>
<created>2008-03-31T00:24:06Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Over the past few days, Portland has flung just about everything imaginable at my windows.  Rain.  Sleet.  Snow.  Hail.  Poo.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>life</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>I'd swear that, somehow, my apartment knows I'll be moving soon.  The walls have ears - and, apparently, the windows do too.</p>

<p>Over the past few days, Portland has flung just about everything imaginable at my windows.  Rain.  Sleet.  Snow.  Hail.  Poo.</p>

<p>Are the windows asking to have these things flung at them?  Are they trying to put on a show - as if to say "You'll miss us when you're gone!"</p>

<p>I can only wonder.</p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>Rain, Rain, Come My Way</title>
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<modified>2008-03-26T19:48:39Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-26T19:36:21Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1080</id>
<created>2008-03-26T19:36:21Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">The splatter easily stretches over two and a half feet long!  Thanks a lot bird.  What did I ever do to you?</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>life</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Son of a bitch!  A bird just took a huge crap which splattered along the outside of my kitchen windows.  I was cooking lunch and heard the slight ping-ping of a few raindrops hitting the window, followed by a pong indicating a direct hit by something bigger.</p>

<p>By the way, did I say big?  Something huge?  I meant GIANT!</p>

<p>The crap-splatter easily stretches over two and a half feet long!  And since I'm on the 4h story with no openable windows in that part of my apartment, it's not going away unless the rain washes it away.</p>

<p>Yucko!!!</p>

<p>Thanks a lot bird.  What did I ever do to you?</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>A Taste Of Narrow Stairs</title>
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<modified>2008-03-24T07:29:33Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-24T07:03:53Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1078</id>
<created>2008-03-24T07:03:53Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">This week&apos;s playlist is intentionally a bit more difficult than it should be.  Oh, sure, it starts with a pleasantly poppy tune by Death Cab For Cutie, but give it time and you&apos;ll understand.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>This week's playlist is intentionally a bit more difficult than it should be.  Oh, sure, it starts with a pleasantly poppy tune by Death Cab For Cutie, but give it time and you'll understand.</p>

<p>I'm in a difficult mood tonight.</p>

<p>I had to give notice to my landlord today, letting him know I'll be moving out next month.  Some way to spend Easter, eh?  Well, I've had four or five colds during the past twelve months plus a case of bronchitis, and that's more illness more than I normally experience in a period of years.  I believe these are related to a flood my building experienced a year and a half ago (and the high humidity my place has had ever since... and mold?).</p>

<p>Luckily, I found a new place to turn into a home.  It's a bit cheaper than where I am now and has a wonderful view, but it's not as sexy as the loft I'm now renting.  The decision to give up such a gorgeous and creative space was very difficult.  There were so many pros and cons to weigh, but really, the pros are appearance and the cons are health related.  I put off making the decision to move until the absolute last moment, and that moment is tonight since I'll be signing a lease on a new place this coming week.</p>

<p>Enough about that...  I'm sure I'll go into it in detail later.  Now it's time for a new playlist, so...  are you on my side?  (see track 4)</p>

<ol><a href="http://jalpuna.com/jtunes/radio.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://jalpuna.com/images/click.gif" alt="click to listen" border="2"></a>

<p><font size="+2">bones possessed</font><br />
03/24/08 - 03/30/08</p>

<p><li> The Sound Of Settling | Death Cab For Cutie<br />
<li> Face | Bell X1<br />
<li> Kiss Kiss | Yeah Yeah Yeahs<br />
<li> Are You On My Side | Rogue Wave<br />
<li> See These Bones | Nada Surf<br />
<li> The Moneymaker | Rilo Kiley<br />
<li> Erase You | DJ Shadow Feat. Chris James<br />
<li> Degausser | Brand New<br />
<li> A Single Explosion | Matthew Good<br />
<li> Parting Of The Sensory | Modest Mouse<br />
<li> I Will Possess Your Heart  | Death Cab For Cutie</ol></p>

<p>NOTES!</p>

<p>Hey hey hey... there's a new Death Cab For Cutie CD on the way.  It's called Narrow Stairs and it'll be released on May 13th.  I can't wait.  OK, I can, but that's only because I have to.  This week's playlist opens with a track from my favorite Death Cab album, 2004's "Transatlanticism" and it closes with the first track released from Narrow Stairs.  Check it out.  The album is getting rave reviews, but time will tell.</p>

<p>Another favorite this week is "Face" by the amazing Irish band Bell X1.  I've been posting their songs here for two years, and FINALLY, their 2006 album "Flock" is getting released in the U.S., which means they're working singles I've beaten to death for two years.  GOD!  I'm so ready for something new...  but since they've got nothing new, I'm posting something old.  "Face" is from their hard to find 2002 album "Neither Am I."</p>

<p>And one more worth highlighting - the ever so difficult "A Single Explosion" from Matthew Good.  His latest album "Hospital Music" is suuuuuuuuperb.</p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>Blood, A Prick And A Punch</title>
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<modified>2008-03-20T03:44:14Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-20T03:35:46Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1077</id>
<created>2008-03-20T03:35:46Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">As a metal blade scraped across the side of my ear, I thought &quot;Hey!  Careful there!&quot;  I didn&apos;t say anything though.  I didn&apos;t need to.  The look on her face told me everything I needed to know, followed by the warm wet feeling along my cheek.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>life</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>As a metal blade scraped across the side of my ear, I thought "Hey!  Careful there!"  I didn't say anything though.  I didn't need to.  The look on her face told me everything I needed to know, followed by the warm wet feeling along my cheek.</p>

<p>Blood...</p>

<p>...great.</p>

<p>"Did you have a cut in your ear?" asked the person holding the pair of scissors that unexpectedly contained my DNA.</p>

<p>"...you mean, before just now?"</p>

<p>Lesson learned:  Haircuts are $21, but ear cuts are free.</p>

<p>I didn't get my haircut, but I still ended up in the chair for what felt like an eternity.  Even better, I'd even waited a half hour for the opportunity.</p>

<p>...great.</p>

<p>The bloody shirt goes in the wash.  The bloody ear goes to Urgent Care.</p>

<p>"You're going to feel a prick" said the doctor as she poked a needly containing a tetanus shot into my arm, "and then later you're going to feel like you got punched."</p>

<p>"Yeah, well I don't usually fight Mike Tyson."</p>

<p>"It won't hurt that bad!"</p>

<p>I explained that I was referring to <a href="http://www.usefultrivia.com/celebrity_trivia/sports_celebrity_trivia_002a.html">the ear wound</a>.  File that joke under Humor For One.</p>

<p>All I wanted was a damn haircut - which, by the way, I never got.  Three snips of scissors was apparently one too many.</p>

<p>I'm not bitter.  Accidents happen.  I just wish this particular one hadn't happened to me.  I can't help wondering what the next person waiting for a haircut thought as he watched me bleed in the chair that would soon be his.</p>

<p>...hhhhhmmmmmmm.</p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>The Night Before The Moon Died</title>
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<modified>2008-03-17T08:48:21Z</modified>
<issued>2008-03-17T07:40:39Z</issued>
<id>tag:jalpuna.com,2008://1.1076</id>
<created>2008-03-17T07:40:39Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Click the playlist.  Within five seconds - literally FIVE seconds - you&apos;ll know where I&apos;m going with this one.</summary>
<author>
<name>Rob</name>
<url>http://jalpuna.com</url>
<email>rob@jalpuna.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>This week's Jalpuna Radio playlist is an interesting one.</p>

<p>Basically, a song caught my ear and I decided to build a playlist to follow it.  That song in question is...  well...  click the playlist.  Within five seconds - literally FIVE seconds - you'll know where I'm going with this one.</p>

<ol><a href="http://jalpuna.com/jtunes/radio.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://jalpuna.com/images/click.gif" alt="click to listen" border="2"></a>

<p><font size="+2">Songs For Houses Of Cards</font><br />
03/17/08 - 03/23/08</p>

<p><li> Broken Levee Blues | DJ Shadow<br />
<li> House Of Cards | Radiohead<br />
<li> I Never Try That Hard | Crash Test Dummies<br />
<li> Give Me A Sign | House Of Freaks<br />
<li> Dirty Magazine | Joe Henry<br />
<li> Casual Walks | Matthew Good<br />
<li> Green Gloves | The National<br />
<li> Gone Away From me | Ray LaMontagne<br />
<li> Fault Line | Black Rebel Motorcycle Club<br />
<li> Moon | Dada</ol></p>

<p>The title to this post is taken from the song "Moon."</p>

<blockquote>The night before the moon died<br>
you realized<br>
You had your chance to make it right<br>
You had your chance to change your mind<br>
You had your chance to save your life<br>
but you never did</blockquote>]]>

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