Something Other Than Dust In The Wind

I swear to god, I overheard a woman today describing herself as a gluten-free free-range former-vegan. Her companion said "You're a fromnivore? Me too!" And at that moment, a rustle of wind blew through the bare trees, which I can only assume was caused by the collective sighs of 583,776 people as the entire population of our fair city whispered, in unison, "Oh, Portland."

::::: | Monday, Jan 26 2015 at 9:07 PM
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