Rob: "Hello coffee, my long lost love."
Coffee: "Long lost? What the hell? I see you all the time."
Rob: "I haven't seen you since LAST YEAR!"
Rob: "You can't facepalm me! You don't even have a face."
Coffee: "I don't have a mouth either, but that hasn't stopped you from having a conversation with me."
Rob: "Touche, coffee. Touche."