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Admit It: You'd Watch This

Here's my idea for a phenomenal new Reality TV show. The idea is pure genius because it'll be fun to watch yet good for our country as a whole.

TITLE:
Jon And Kate, Plus The Heenes As Freight!

PREMISE:
We put all of those fuckers in a giant balloon
and float them the hell out of here!

SLOGAN:
"We did this for the show!"

Dramatic twist #1: Instead of having the news media following the balloon, they'll be chased by Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney.

Palin will be high above in a helicopter, attempting to shoot them down like wolves. Cheney will follow from below, firing at them as if they're his hunting buddies. (We may even paint the image of Cheney's lawyer friend on the bottom of the balloon)

Dramatic twist #2: Palin and Cheney will actually have paint-guns. We'll change the color of their paint each week. Watch as the balloon loses its silver shine!

Dramatic twist #3 - Here's the big season-finale: As they float over the Canadian border, we shoot the balloon down, for real, and seal the border, And then they're YOUR problem, Canada.

At this point, it is revealed that the children of both families have been in the custody of child protective services the entire time... because none of these people are fit to be parents.

Roll credits. Show over.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Rob, that idea is pure genius! But what about season 2?"

First: You're right. The idea is pure genius, and thank you for saying so.

Second: As for season 2... it's not a problem. We'll just find a new Jon, a new Kate, and a bunch more people we hate. Look out, Canada! Here they come.

::::: | Tuesday, Oct 20 2009 at 11:06 AM
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Comments:


Lelo said:

I would totally watch that show. And cheer during the finale.

::::: | October 20, 2009 1:01 PM


Roscoe said:

From your mouth to god's ear!

::::: | October 30, 2009 12:04 AM




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