Happy Ham Day!

I'm not sure I understand the connection between Easter dinner and ham - but it is what it is. I seriously doubt I'm the only one with a few pounds of leftover ham to eat - and I'm not complaining in the least.

Easter is a creepy holiday when you think about it. We eat chocolate rabbits to celebrate Jesus becoming either a zombie or a ghost, depending on how you look at it... Wouldn't it make more sense to combine Easter and Halloween into one super-zombie holiday?

Then again, nothing about Easter makes much sense when you think about it... but that's how religion works. We're specifically taught to *NOT* think about it. Don't question anything.. just take it on faith. Thus, we paint hard-boiled eggs and eat marshmallow peeps to remember that 2,000 years ago a Jewish guy with a Spanish name was nailed to a few boards before he turned into a zombie and/or ghost.

...makes sense to me.

Next time somebody asks you "What would Jesus do?", just tell 'em "Jesus would become a zombie." Hey, if it worked for Jesus...

::::: | Sunday, Apr 12 2009 at 10:15 PM
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slick said:

After reading this, thought you'd appreciate that I got a text on Easter telling me "Jesus is coming! Hide the eggs!" Ha! Still makes me giggle. :-)

::::: | April 20, 2009 7:45 PM

Rob! said:

That's superb!!!

::::: | April 20, 2009 8:53 PM

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