I'm going to begin this post with the most important part. Corny as it may read, the most important part is you. Yes, really. It's you.
I need you to come kazoo Christmas carols on Saturday, December 13th, from 2 to 4 PM. The good people at Bridgeport Village have donated their center courtyard gazebo to our cause for the afternoon.
What is our cause? We want to raise money for Portland's own Kinship House - a local nonprofit that benefits needy kids.
We raise money by setting up a booth where we sell kazoos for $5 while our kazoo choir plays. And looky there... I'm back to talking about you.
You know how to hum, right? If so, then you know how to play the kazoo. And you know Christmas carols, right? Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, Frosty The Snowman, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, Silent Night. Trust me, you know them all.
Be part of our kazoo choir for the 3rd annual "It's A Kazoo Christmas!" It'll be a blast, and it's for a good cause.
What: It's A Kazoo Christmas!
When: Saturday, December 13th
Where: Bridgeport Village Shopping Center
Why: Because we can! Because we kazoo!
Who: Me! And hopefully YOU!