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A New Product From The Makers Of HeadOn

There's a new product from the makers of HeadOn. It's specifically for Wall Street investors, and it's called SellOff. Here's the script for their latest ad:

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It looks like the Dow dropped another 449 points today, which was the second worst day of the year (stocks dropped over 500 points on Monday - and that was the biggest drop since the markets re-opened after the 9/11 attacks).

Thank god the fundamentals of the economy are sound, eh McCain?

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::::: | Posted Wednesday, Sep 17 2008 at 1:02 PM
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