The date was early spring, 2000. I was depressed. I hated living in Dallas, and the radio station I was working for was a mess. I flew out to Salt Lake City to visit a friend.
After one too many beers, he showed me this:
Next time you've had a bit too much to drink, especially if you have friends around, I highly recommend you watch it too. Hell, watch it when you're sober... watch it for a wonderful, ridiculous laugh.
Come on, sing it with me now...
See the red head bein' fed bread
on his sled made of lead
as he sped to be wed
but he fled instead
out ahead up to Ted
in his bed and he said...
Red, head, fed, bread
Small, ball, tall, wall
Fat, cat, sat, hat
And that's that!
