Booyah For Teacher-Student Sex

This piece of unintended comedy comes courtesy of Mobile Alabama's WYFF, locally known as Channel 4: "Live. Local. Booyah!"

Headline: "Teacher Admits She Had Sex With 5 Students"

Allenna Williams Ward, 23, a seventh-grade language arts teacher at Bell Middle School, had sex with several students in cars, parks, a hotel and at the school. She pleaded guilty Thursday to six charges -- three second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor and three lewd acts on a minor.

Now let's take a look at the story as it appeared on the WYFF website:


To be fair, I should point out that the booyah is just a random ad. The problem here is that it gets more prominent placement in the story than the picture of the teacher. Note that "Booyah!" appears directly below the initial text one would be reading, whereas the photo of the teacher is off to the right.

Here's a wider view.


...that's one from the Booyah Playbook alright.

[Update: it appears they've redesigned their site, changing the placement of ads. Good move guys!]

Booyah, WYFF. Booyah.

P.S. Do I get any credit for not cracking the obvious joke about teachers being judged by student performance?

::::: | Friday, Sep 07 2007 at 8:15 AM
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Nicole said:

I just spit a mouthful of coffee at my computer screen! This is hilarious! When I followed that link I just got a weight loss ad. No booyah for me :(

::::: | September 11, 2007 4:01 PM

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