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Booyah For Teacher-Student Sex
This piece of unintended comedy comes courtesy of Mobile Alabama's WYFF, locally known as Channel 4: "Live. Local. Booyah!"
Headline: "Teacher Admits She Had Sex With 5 Students"
Allenna Williams Ward, 23, a seventh-grade language arts teacher at Bell Middle School, had sex with several students in cars, parks, a hotel and at the school.
She pleaded guilty Thursday to six charges -- three second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor and three lewd acts on a minor.

To be fair, I should point out that the booyah is just a random ad, though it does get more prominent placement in the story than the picture of the teacher.
Here's a wider view.

...that's one from the Booyah Playbook alright.
LINK!
Booyah, WYFF. Booyah.
P.S. Do I get any credit for not cracking the obvious joke about teachers being judged by student performance?
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::::: | Posted Friday, Sep 07 2007 at 8:15 AM
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Nicole said:
I just spit a mouthful of coffee at my computer screen! This is hilarious! When I followed that link I just got a weight loss ad. No booyah for me :(
::::: | Posted September 11, 2007 4:01 PM
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