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9/11 Is The New Smurf
Is it just me, or does Rudy Giuliani suddenly look a whole lot like Gargamel? He speaks a cartoon language with an amazing word that means anything and everything.
You say "Gun control?"
He says "Smurf."
You say "End the war."
He says "Smurf."
You: "Immigration?"
Him: "Smurf!"
You: "Energy independence?"
Him: "Smurf!"
You: "Let's talk about abortion."
Him: "SMURF!"
You: "Hey, how many wives have you had?"
Him: "Smurf, smurf, SMURF!"
You: "How are the kids?"
Him: "...surfing smurfs."
The problem is that our Gargamel doesn't really say Smurf. He says 9/11. Either that, or he changes the conversation so he can.
A woman in Iowa asked about increasing federal support for H.I.V. medications, and Rudy said S.M.U.R.F.
Whenever Rudy Giuliani speaks, I can't help looking to see if Azrael the cat is at his feet.
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::::: | Posted Thursday, Sep 27 2007 at 8:26 PM
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