Two, Four, Six, Eight, It's Time To Incarcerate!

As you probably know, Paris Hilton's prison sentence officially begins tomorrow, though I wouldn't be surprised if she checks in a little early to avoid photographers. Yep! She checked in late last night, making today her first full day in prison.

Well, I've got just the thing for your Paris Hilton's First Day Of Prison Party (and you thought you're the only one celebrating. PLEASE!)

...it's a Paris Prison Playlist! Woo hoo!

There's no clever meaning to the songs, I'm just having a little fun with appropriate-sounding song titles. I should note that there's some really good music to be heard this week. Kowanko is superb. Hem is a folky gem! And "I Woke Up In A Car" is powerpop goodness...

I realize she'll only be in the pokey for 23 days, but still, those are 23 glorious days. If only Nicole Richie, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan were being locked up too. If there truly was a god, it would happen.

...I thought that merely 'being' Britney Spears was a crime these days. Please, before she finishes recording her 'comeback' album, somebody haul that bitch away.


P.S. Damn that cold front that just blew through Portland! Damn you rain that we're predicted to get today! So much for my Paris Hilton's First Day Of Prison Pool Party.

P.P.S. I'm sooo kidding. I love the rain, and I actually prefer cool weather. Cool weather is hot!

::::: | Monday, Jun 04 2007 at 12:00 AM
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Christa said:

I love it!
It's music and a chuckle on Monday morning!... and the smell of rain this morning is amazing.

::::: | June 4, 2007 9:07 AM

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