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Snow-Rise Jeans
Come on now. Seriously. Come on. Can we officially end this embarrassing ultra-low-rise jeans era?
Low-rise jeans are today's parachute pants. A decade from now, people will look back and laugh at us, asking "You thought that looked good?"
Regardless of what you may think of low-rise jeans, today was clearly not the day for them.
I didn't go out in search of a fashion victim. In fact, I didn't realize I had that shot until I got home. I was just taking random snow-pics in Pioneer Courthouse Square. And this was one of them:
"What the...?"
And that's when I noticed the fleshy bit. OK, it's more than just 'a bit'.
Nobody wants to see that - and yet, one cannot look away.
Tragically, the snow-wumpus gouged his own eyes out after staring a little too long.
If you get snowflakes down the crack of your ass when you bend over, take it as a sign that your jeans are too low!
The Umbrella Guy wouldn't be caught dead wearing low-rise jeans, not that his suit is the proper attire for this weather either.
His is the pose that everybody knows.
P.S. If you're going to stand in front of me while I'm holding a camera and do The Umbrella Guy pose, don't be surprised when I take your photo.
I have no idea who that person is, but here's the whole pic. Click for the full sized image.
There's nothing quite like Portland on a snow day.
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::::: | Posted Tuesday, Jan 16 2007 at 1:06 PM
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Dim said:
Haha, it was pretty mad today, wasn't it? =D
::::: | Posted January 16, 2007 5:07 PM
Sharkbait said:
HAHAHAHA. Snowflakes in your ass crack! That's funny stuff.
I've always wondered if that's truly sexy - I see all these funny muffin tops and whale tails and butt cleavages everywhere and I'm thinking, "Really? REALLY!?!?! That's h0t? Ok, hmmpfff. whatever" But then you add snow and I'm like "ok, now I KNOW that can't be sexy, I'm not crazy."
::::: | Posted January 17, 2007 11:28 AM
aimless said:
What's a "whale tail"?
More snow pictures, please! :)
::::: | Posted January 17, 2007 12:10 PM
Me! said:
A whale-tail is when a woman's thong hangs above the top of her low-rise jeans. Picture it, and then think about what a whale's tail looks like when it sticks out of the water.
Go to urbandictionary.com and look up whale tail for a laugh! Urban Dictionary is great for figuring out what slang terms mean. I had to look up Muffin Top there because that one was new to me.
Toooooo funny!
::::: | Posted January 17, 2007 12:41 PM
Alice said:
Commando Snow Queen. There is something about the snow that takes down a notch all the sins of fashion. People seem to become children again. They want to go out in complete abandon of what makes sense.
::::: | Posted January 17, 2007 6:54 PM
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