Standing in front of an entire section of sausages at Safeway, she says to the clerk: "We're looking for the hot, but all I see is mild."
Rob interjects: "We're not mild people. We're hot."
She looks at Rob, almost certainly thinking "Oh no, he's going to keep going."
Rob continues: "Did you ever notice how just about everybody thinks they're hot? But the thing is, a lot of them aren't. A lot of them are really just mild. We're hot."
Sausage makes pasta better. The mild is for mild people.
I commend you for only elaborating on the "hot" gag and not the "sausage" one. Subtle.
Sausage makes everything better.
Sorry, couldn't resist!::::: | January 21, 2007 1:36 PM
Ahh, that would have been too easy!::::: | January 21, 2007 1:39 PM