Not Mild

Standing in front of an entire section of sausages at Safeway, she says to the clerk: "We're looking for the hot, but all I see is mild."

Rob interjects: "We're not mild people. We're hot."

She looks at Rob, almost certainly thinking "Oh no, he's going to keep going."

Rob continues: "Did you ever notice how just about everybody thinks they're hot? But the thing is, a lot of them aren't. A lot of them are really just mild. We're hot."

Sausage makes pasta better. The mild is for mild people.

::::: | Thursday, Jan 18 2007 at 6:49 PM
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