Down The Chimney, With A Bound!

Money.cnn.com has a great series called The 101 Dumbest Moments In Business (The year's biggest boors, buffoons, and blunderers). It's phenomenal!

My favorite entry is this gem:

69. Royal Mail
Hang on -- that's not a lump of coal!

Great Britain's Royal Mail introduces a stamp that some believe shows Santa defecating into a chimney. The Church of England protests the series of stamps - not for their scatological drift, but for insufficient Christian imagery.

Santa Poop!

Hhhmmmm... It looks more like number two than 69, if you ask me.

Yeah, yeah, that joke was too easy. But hey, I've got a million of 'em. How about this:

He spoke not a word,
but went straight to his work,
He shat in my chimney,
then turned with a jerk.
But I heard him exclaim,
'ere he drove out of sight,
"Thank god for that chimney,
Oh, I held it all night!"

::::: | Tuesday, Jan 23 2007 at 6:34 PM
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Jame said:

That's awful and awesome at the same time Rob! LOL! I love it!

::::: | January 23, 2007 9:58 PM

Ann said:

OH!!! Why couldn't I have mailed christmas cards with a stamp like that? Your poem was great, btw

::::: | January 24, 2007 10:47 AM

Alice said:

When was that stamp created? How could they not see that Santa looks like he's lightening his load?

::::: | January 24, 2007 11:47 PM

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