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Erection Night, And The Thumping

The good news about having election day behind us is that we finally get to catch up on our erectile dysfunction ads now that the political ads are gone. Oh, thank god (rolls eyes).

While you and I were watching political candidates tell lies and sling mud, the makers of Cialis and Viagra decided that those four hour erections they'd been warning us about needed a name.

"Priapism."

What - Ever.

The line about asking your doctor if you are healthy enough for sexual activity makes me shudder every time I hear it. Healthy enough for sex? YIKES! I'm so glad I live in a death with dignity state.

Oh, and speaking of Oregon and election night, I dig that my state is blue.

"Look, this is a close election. If you look at race by race, it was close. The cumulative effect, however, was not too close. It was a thumping"
- George W. Bush
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Needless to say, I am pleased with the outcome of the election.

::::: | Wednesday, Nov 08 2006 at 2:22 PM
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