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Saxton. Saxtoff. Saxton? SaxtOFF!

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"Hello?"

"Huh? The committee to what?"

"Oh. I see what's coming here. You'd like a moment of my time to tell me about how Ron Saxton would make a super-duper kickass governor even though I think he's a heebie-jeebie lying sack of decomposing elephant dung."

"I know that's not exactly how you'd put it. I'm paraphrasing."

"...hello? Still there?"

...click.

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"Hello?"

"Sure, I have a sec. Tell me all about Ron Saxton for governor... but make sure you highlight the part where he talks tough about immigration even though he was co-owner of a farm that profited by paying below minimum wage to illegal aliens."

"...hello?"

...click.

::::: | Wednesday, Oct 25 2006 at 11:18 AM
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