Good Old Pedophilia

As the G.O.P. 'Groping Our Pages' scandal widens, Republicans find themselves with no shortage of explanations for their actions and the actions of their members.

And now, an ironic quote.

"It's vile. It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction."

That's the now former Republican representative from West Palm Beach, Mark Foley, otherwise known as Maf54, who resigned after ABC News reported that he was having sexually explicit emails and IMs with teenage congressional pages. In that quote, Foley was, of course, talking about someone else. Typical hypocrite.

Mark Foley

Jalpuna: "Gee, that microphone looks kind of phallic. Does it make you a little horny?"

Maf54: "A little."

Jalpuna: "Yuck!"

Maf54: "Cool."

Jalpuna: "No! Not cool. Definitely, definitely NOT Cool."

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The Mark Foley transcripts are on ABCnews.com, including the one where he asks an underage teen to "gram the one eyed snake."

Maf54: "grab"

Jalpuna: "Right. Sorry Mark."

Maf54: "still stiff"

Jalpuna: "What?!?"

Maf54: "take it out"

Jalpuna: "Shut UP!!!"

Maf54: "where do you unload it"

Jalpuna: "HEY!!!"

Maf54: "cute butt bouncing in the air"

Jalpuna: "You've got issues, man. ISSUES."

::::: | Thursday, Oct 05 2006 at 10:51 AM
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SEpdx said:

Oh man, I just got that you lifted the maf54 half of the conversation you posted from his IM transcripts. haha!

::::: | January 17, 2007 4:37 PM

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