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Uhm... WHAT?!

She said "I like reading the women seeking women ads on Craigslist," and I looked at her with a curious gaze. This was a first date, and since I'd already decided that there would not be a second, I let the awkward silence that followed hang to see what would happen next.

And it did hang.

It hung like laundry on a clothes line in the middle of January. In Alaska.

And then she continued.

"I'm not gay or bi or anything, I just like reading them. I'm just curious, you know? I mean, everybody's curious. You're curious aren't you? Because I sure am! I mean, I'm not. like, interested in women at all. I mean, I like women, but I don't like women like that, you know? I've never been interested in a woman in that way. Well, ok, that's not, like, completely 100% true because, you know, there was this one girl. She worked at that weird books and music store on 23rd. The one with all the candles. Every time I'd see her in there I'd get all nervous and stuff, you know? And I didn't know why. And then one day I was like "Oh my god! I think I've got a crush on her! But she's a girl! Do I like girls?" So I thought, you know, maybe I needed to open myself to the idea of being with a woman, because if I was interested in that girl, maybe I was interested in other girls. You know, like, maybe I wasn't just into men. So then I started going to these bi-curious parties, but I never, like, made out with anybody. Not any of the women anyway. Not that I wouldn't make out with a woman. I mean, I guess it'd be fun and stuff, but I wouldn't want to do anything more than that, you know?"

Wow.

"Oh god! You must think I'm a total freak or something!"

Me? Noooo...

::::: | Thursday, Jul 13 2006 at 9:57 PM
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Comments:


Hy said:

Again with the "random" picture at the top of the page matching the post!! You must be doing something. lol. This time, it's the photo that shows the protester's sign "I eat box and I vote."

::::: | July 13, 2006 10:47 PM


Me! said:

Ha!

Even more odd... when I logged on, the random pic I got was one of a clothing tag that says "Waist: Just Below"

Coinkidink?

Yes, actually :)

...but it's funny!

::::: | July 13, 2006 10:50 PM


Amber said:

I used to read the w4w ads (along with the m4m, m4w and w4m) just because you could find great pearls in the muck (and I had a lot of time on my hands). But I like how she used that little factoid as a transition into a full blown TMIFD (too much information on a first date) moment.

::::: | July 14, 2006 7:22 AM


chantel said:

After my experience this week, I'm never reading them again.

::::: | July 14, 2006 10:46 AM


aimless said:

I got the random picture that said:

" 3. Avoid sudden
movements
(arm waving,
running, etc...)"

Strangely appropriate. This is how I would feel sitting with the TMI.

::::: | July 14, 2006 1:26 PM


GaryJ said:

I have a random picture in my head ...


it involves Angelina and Jennifer ...


they ain't fighting ...

oops, my wife is calling me - gotta go

::::: | July 14, 2006 5:14 PM


Sharkbait said:

My random picture was of a pussy. cat. hehe.

::::: | February 16, 2007 2:43 PM




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