National Kiss My Ass Day

A follow up to yesterday's post and comments:

Why is there no "National Kiss My Ass Day"?
How does one establish such a day?
Clearly, there is a need - but there is no day.
Here are a few worthy dates:

::::: | Friday, Jun 23 2006 at 8:23 AM
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J said:

I vote for July 7th! Besides the hilarious reason you gave above, this year it falls on a Friday so I can tell my boss "Karen, I'm ditching work early to go to the beach, and uh, have a happy KISS MY ASS! day." and in general most people will be taking July 3rd and 4th off so by taking the 7th off we'll have a two day work week and thus telling corporate America to KISS MY ASS!

Seriously Rob, roadtrip to the beach on July 7th so tell your clients to "Kiss your Ass!"

::::: | June 23, 2006 1:05 PM

Me! said:

I once cursed out my boss. Sort of. And it fits with the theme of these wacky days...

I was working at a radio station in Dallas, and it was National Boss Day. Seriously. So, I gathered the airstaff and we marched into his office. He was on the phone (which only made this better). We crowded around his desk and stared at him until finally, he said to the person on the phone "Hang on." He then looked at us and asked "Can I help you guys?"

In unison, we shouted "FUCK YOU!" and walked out as he sat there, stunned. The last one out the door popped his head back in and said "Happy Boss' Day!"

Through the entire building, you could hear my boss howling with laughter.

God, I loved working for that guy! He was the best!

::::: | June 23, 2006 1:16 PM

Michele M said:

Actually "Kiss My Ass" was the entire contents of a neatly typed resignation letter I handed to possibly the biggest sphincter muscle I've ever had the displeasure of working for. I know in the radio business you should never burn bridges, but I was happy - ecstatic, even - to put the torch to this one.

And now I hear he's selling cars and taking medication for inflammatory bowel disease.


BYW - hope you're doing well, sweets!

::::: | June 25, 2006 11:22 PM

Fuck bob the builder said:

omfg thats funny as hell!!!!!!

::::: | April 25, 2008 5:31 AM

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