No - wait - that's not it...
...I can't believe it's "National Chocolate Eclair Day!"
I enjoy the fact that it's "National" Chocolate Eclair Day. That's right - fuck world peace. This one's just for us baby. And you know New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin is celebrating by chowing down on some chocolate eclairs in his chocolate city. Ooh yeah.
Frankly, I also can't believe none of my nutty friends warned me about this yesterday, since yesterday was "Cuckoo Warning Day." I shit you not.
I'd never have known about this, er, delicious day if not for a friend, who sent me an e-card (What? No flowers? Bitch!)
That's fucking ridiculous - but in a marvelous way!
Yay, yay, yay for this day!
Of course, if you enjoy chocolate but are more of a pudding person, well...
Who ya calling a bitch?!! yeah..uh.. I'll give you flowers on National Kiss my Ass day! And that is not to be confused with National Kissing Day on July 6th.
Besides, I don't recall getting any obscure ecards or flowers from you Bitch! :)::::: | June 22, 2006 3:51 PM
OH!!! That's brilliant! Why is there no National Kiss My Ass Day!
NO - make it "International Kiss My Ass Day"
Where's Dave Barry when we need him? He's the one who put "Talk Like A Pirate Day" on the map. Or calendar.::::: | June 22, 2006 4:17 PM
P.S. International Kiss My Ass Day should be July 7th, since National Kissing Day is on July 6th.
The way I see it, a cute woman who doesn't kiss me on the 6th can kiss my ass on the 7th.
It's PERFECT!::::: | June 22, 2006 4:20 PM
Yay! I was born on Chocolate Eclair Day!::::: | June 23, 2006 10:00 AM