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I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
No - wait - that's not it...
...I can't believe it's "National Chocolate Eclair Day!"
I enjoy the fact that it's "National" Chocolate Eclair Day. That's right - fuck world peace. This one's just for us baby. And you know New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin is celebrating by chowing down on some chocolate eclairs in his chocolate city. Ooh yeah.
Frankly, I also can't believe none of my nutty friends warned me about this yesterday, since yesterday was "Cuckoo Warning Day." I shit you not.
I'd never have known about this, er, delicious day if not for a friend, who sent me an e-card (What? No flowers? Bitch!)
That's fucking ridiculous - but in a marvelous way!
Yay, yay, yay for this day!
Of course, if you enjoy chocolate but are more of a pudding person, well...
...that's June 26th.
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::::: | Posted Thursday, Jun 22 2006 at 10:37 AM
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J said:
Who ya calling a bitch?!! yeah..uh.. I'll give you flowers on National Kiss my Ass day! And that is not to be confused with National Kissing Day on July 6th.
Besides, I don't recall getting any obscure ecards or flowers from you Bitch! :)
::::: | Posted June 22, 2006 3:51 PM
Me! said:
OH!!! That's brilliant! Why is there no National Kiss My Ass Day!
NO - make it "International Kiss My Ass Day"
!!!!
Where's Dave Barry when we need him? He's the one who put "Talk Like A Pirate Day" on the map. Or calendar.
::::: | Posted June 22, 2006 4:17 PM
Me! said:
P.S. International Kiss My Ass Day should be July 7th, since National Kissing Day is on July 6th.
The way I see it, a cute woman who doesn't kiss me on the 6th can kiss my ass on the 7th.
It's PERFECT!
::::: | Posted June 22, 2006 4:20 PM
christie said:
Yay! I was born on Chocolate Eclair Day!
::::: | Posted June 23, 2006 10:00 AM
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