A piece of comedy going around the net... This made me laugh out loud.
- Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
- Agnostic 2: Did someone shit?
- Agnostic 3: What is this shit?
- Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
- Atheism 2: Shit happens for no apparent reason!
- Atheism 3: What shit?
- Bahaism: All sorts of Shits happen and it has One Source.
- Branch Davidianism: David Koresh was the shit. Shit.. ouch.. Hot.. Shit burns
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
- Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
- Capitalism: That's MY shit.
- Catholicism: Say five Hail Marry and your shit is forgiven.
- Catholicism 2: If shit happens, you deserve it.
- Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
- Christian Science: Shit happening is all in your mind.
- Christian Science 2: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
- Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
- Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
- Communism: Shit is impeding you.
- Communism 2: It's everybody's shit.
- Confucianism: Confucius say, Shit happens.
- Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
- Creationism: God made all shit.
- Darwinism: This shit was once food.
- Deism: Shit happened long ago, but its effect is still here.
- Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
- Existentialism: What is shit, anyway?
- Existentialism 2: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
- Feminism: Men are shit.
- Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
- Fundamentalism 2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
- Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama hare hare rama rama.
- Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
- Hinduism: This shit has happened before and will happen over and over again.
- Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
- Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
- Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
- Jehovah's Witnesses 2: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
- Jehovah's Witnesses 3: >Knock< >Knock< Shit. Nobody's home.
- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
- McDonald: You want fries with that shit?
- Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
- Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
- Mormonism: God sent us this shit through Joseph Smith.
- Mormonism 2: This shit is going to happen again.
- Nihilism: No shit.
- Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
- Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
- Promise Keepers: Men shit bigger.
- Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
- Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
- Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
- Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
- Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics, p.157.
- Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
- Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
- Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
- Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
- Wiccan: And it harm none, let shit happen.
- Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Zen Buddhism 2: Shit is, and is not.
- Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half of the time.
I have no idea who the original author is, but - whoever that person may be... I salute you!
::::: | Sunday, May 28 2006 at 11:29 AM
Danny Haszard said:
Up close and personal Jehovah's Witnesses can be wolves in sheep's clothing.
I was one for 33 years and they are bogus from the get-go.-Danny Haszard www.dannyhaszard.com (visit my site for fast facts on Jehovah's Witnesses)
::::: | May 29, 2006 7:47 AM
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