A friend said something to me the other day that totally cracked me up! She was telling me about a date she'd been on that didn't go so well and said "I don't know what's worse: when I meet a cute single guy and find out he has an STD, or when I meet a cute single guy and find out he's a republican."
With that in mind, I give you...
There are some things money can't buy. For Portland Republicans... uh... there's prostitutes I guess. Hell if I know!
Hehe yeah ... it's their own fault for living here. (And thanks for adding me on MySpace.)::::: | March 4, 2006 8:35 PM
I asked my friend Which is worse when she was experimenting in college. She had been in two relationships with women and several with men by this time. She replied, "Men are assholes and women are CRAZY! Women are worse!"
I'm so thankful that i love dick!::::: | March 5, 2006 11:32 AM
At least they make flags in white. Gotta love Portland!::::: | March 5, 2006 11:58 AM
I feel like I should get the jokes posted on my site, but sometimes I don't.
White flags?::::: | March 5, 2006 2:24 PM
A co-worker has a signed photo of The Bush on her desk. Foolishly, I asked her why she thought he is a good president. "Because he's honest," she said. (Heavy sigh.)::::: | March 7, 2006 6:29 AM
I've actually slept with a Republican, god help my soul. In my defense, it only happened once, never to happen again (as far as I know-there could be secret Republicans walking among us).::::: | March 7, 2006 7:58 AM