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Which Is Worse?

A friend said something to me the other day that totally cracked me up! She was telling me about a date she'd been on that didn't go so well and said "I don't know what's worse: when I meet a cute single guy and find out he has an STD, or when I meet a cute single guy and find out he's a republican."

With that in mind, I give you...

    A Portland Republican's Guide To Hopes Of Getting Any

  • Box of condoms:
    ...$12

  • Doctor visit to get that "rash" cleared up:
    ...$125

  • Finding out you never even had a shot with her because your asinine warmongering fuck-the-poor agenda makes you the antichrist:
    ...PRICELESS.

    There are some things money can't buy. For Portland Republicans... uh... there's prostitutes I guess. Hell if I know!

It must be hard to be a republican in this town. God, I love Portland!

::::: | Filed under: dating
::::: | Posted Saturday, Mar 04 2006 at 7:34 PM
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bonnie said:

Hehe yeah ... it's their own fault for living here. (And thanks for adding me on MySpace.)

::::: | Posted March 4, 2006 8:35 PM


J said:

I asked my friend Which is worse when she was experimenting in college. She had been in two relationships with women and several with men by this time. She replied, "Men are assholes and women are CRAZY! Women are worse!"

I'm so thankful that i love dick!

::::: | Posted March 5, 2006 11:32 AM


Debbie said:

At least they make flags in white. Gotta love Portland!

::::: | Posted March 5, 2006 11:58 AM


Me! said:

I feel like I should get the jokes posted on my site, but sometimes I don't.

:)

White flags?

::::: | Posted March 5, 2006 2:24 PM


Roscoe said:

A co-worker has a signed photo of The Bush on her desk. Foolishly, I asked her why she thought he is a good president. "Because he's honest," she said. (Heavy sigh.)

::::: | Posted March 7, 2006 6:29 AM


Amber said:

I've actually slept with a Republican, god help my soul. In my defense, it only happened once, never to happen again (as far as I know-there could be secret Republicans walking among us).

::::: | Posted March 7, 2006 7:58 AM


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