Jalpuna

Too Soon?

Add this to the list of things to hold off on telling a woman before you're on at least a fifth date...

Item #426:

"...what was the first record I ever bought? It was by the Bee Gees."

Stayin' Alive, my ass. After admitting something like that, the silence alone could kill.

"...Too soon?"

Her lips say no but her eyes say yes.

"Hey I don't still fucking own it!"

...!

Nothing before age eight should be permissible to hold against a person in a court of law or for denial of nookie.

::::: | Saturday, Mar 11 2006 at 6:27 PM
::::: |

Comments:

chantel said:

I think you should have hung onto that album.

::::: | August 26, 2006 9:06 AM

James said:

Never admit to that shit man. We all have skeletons in our closet. I owned an album by Bread at some point I think but if anybody asks I'd say my first LP was by Zeppelin.

::::: | July 5, 2010 8:03 PM

words

photos

Jalpuna

Too Soon?

Comments: