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Too Soon?
Things to hold off on telling a woman before you're on at least a fifth date...
Item #426:
"...what was the first record I ever bought? It was by the Bee Gees."
Stayin' Alive, my ass. After admitting something like that, the silence alone could kill.
"...Too soon?"
Her lips say no but her eyes say yes.
"Hey I don't still fucking own it!"
...!
Nothing before age eight should be permissible to hold against a person in a court of law or for denial of nookie.
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::::: | Posted Saturday, Mar 11 2006 at 6:27 PM
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chantel said:
I think you should have hung onto that album.
::::: | Posted August 26, 2006 9:06 AM
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