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Jesus!

In order to further clarify its position on homosexuality, the Catholic church has amended the phrase "Jesus Loves You."

The new version is:

"Jesus platonically cares quite genuinely for you."

Please proselytize your heathens accordingly.

Thank you.

::::: | Filed under: humor
::::: | Posted Friday, Mar 17 2006 at 8:43 AM
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Mari said:

Whooo boy! That is gonna make singing that song really awkward...

Jesus platonically cares quite genuinely for me, this I know!
For the Bible tells me so...

*grin*

::::: | Posted March 17, 2006 12:17 PM


Roscoe said:

Amen, brother.

::::: | Posted March 20, 2006 7:16 PM


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