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In order to further clarify its position on homosexuality, the Catholic church has amended the phrase "Jesus Loves You."
The new version is:
"Jesus platonically cares quite genuinely for you."
Please proselytize your heathens accordingly.
Thank you.
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::::: | Posted Friday, Mar 17 2006 at 8:43 AM
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Mari said:
Whooo boy! That is gonna make singing that song really awkward...
Jesus platonically cares quite genuinely for me, this I know!
For the Bible tells me so...
*grin*
::::: | Posted March 17, 2006 12:17 PM
Roscoe said:
Amen, brother.
::::: | Posted March 20, 2006 7:16 PM
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