The higher the odds someone will wreck in spectacular fashion, the higher the odds I'll watch a particular Olympic event.
I'm not saying I'm proud of that... but there's only so much hoity-toity namby-pamby twirly-whirly a man can watch.
...unless he has a better view of course.
Oh, who am I kidding... there's no way that guy is straight.
David Letterman said it best: "Do they have Men's Pairs Ice Dancing yet? No? Yeah, well they might as well..."