...so I says to the Vice President, I says, "Hey, from a distance, your lawyer friend looks kinda like the last
republican Vice President."
"Quayle... see, look, right over there."
Everybody and their brother has a Dick Cheney joke, and now you've read mine. (see, he was hunting for Quail and the last Republi... oh, never-mind)
My only comment on the subject of shooting one's friends is this: Being the V.P. of the U.S.A. comes with a lot of perks; one being the luxury of time to sober up before the police get to ask any questions.
Then again, I'm sure any American citizen would be provided the same luxury, right?
"What's that officer? You say you want to talk to Rob? You heard he shot somebody? Well, he's sleeping right now. Can you come back in the morning? ...That'd be great! See you then! Tootaloo."