Make The Pie Higher

Maybe you've already seen this, but it's new to me...

The following is a poem, consisting entirely of actual quotes from Dubya.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush (sort of)
[SOURCE]

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

THAT'S comedy!

::::: | Tuesday, Sep 06 2005 at 7:11 PM
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