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He Of Many Names

His name is Tucker. A.K.A:

Tuck.
Chuck.
Up Chuck
Up Tuck.
Senor Upchuck.
Tookie.
Tooka.
Tookafuzz.
Took-a-dumpus.
Fuzzyrumpus.
FUZZYBUNGUS!
The Fuzzy-Bungus Among Us.
Fuzzytookus.
Fuzzytookus Leftapukus.
Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Marco.
Almost-Phelix.
Almost-Ringo.
Mister Snowpants.
Mister Frumpus.
Mister Funky Whiskers.
Cat-hole. (as in, "Shut Your Cat-Hole!")
Crazytail.
Toe-Tufter.
Mittens.
Mitts.
Shmucker.
Tucky-Shmucky.
The Tucka-Shmuck.
WHAT!
Stinky.
Stinkaloft.
Digger. (but not much of a burier)
Doritofeet.
Squishy.
Squish.
He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Squished.
Crank.
Cranky Fuzz.
Crankypants.
Cranky Friend.
Furry Friend.
Fuzzy Friend.
Fuzzy Buddy.
Fuzzy.
Fuzz Butt.
The Fuzz.
Mo Furrrrrrrrrr!

The sad truth is, I can't remember even half of the things he's been called through the years. Meanwhile, Simon is pretty much just Simon.

I love them equally of course.

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::::: | Posted Saturday, Aug 27 2005 at 9:57 PM
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