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Kicked You In The What?!?

Man oh man are people strange.

One of you crazy people out there did a web search yesterday for the phrase "she kicked me in the testicles" which, of course, led to The Handy Dandy Jalpuna Dating Guide For Women - better known as "T.H.D.J.D.G.F.W."

Quite a catchy acronym, don'cha think? Yeah, me too :)

Here's the quote that must have sent the Google search to my site:

- She said hello! She wants me!

- She told me to fuck off... she wants me!

- She doesn't even recognize my existence... because she wants me.

- She kicked me in the testicles harder than I ever imagined, even in my worst nightmare! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww... She's playing hard to get (because she wants me!!!!)

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::::: | Posted Sunday, Apr 17 2005 at 10:18 AM
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