So A Guy Walks Up To Me And Says "Hey, I Was Thinking About Killing My Wife"

...but first, he wanted to make sure he was living in a felony-friendly state.

"Are you wealthy?" I asked.

"...Yup."

"Where do you live?" I asked.

"...California."

"You're cool."

Here's quote from the latest high profile degenerate to get a California free pass:

"If you live to be a million, you will never ever in your life meet anyone more blessed than me"

- Robert Blake

No kidding.

He had the nerve to complain about the cost of the trial, saying "If you want to know how to go through $10 million in five years, ask me"   ...maybe we should ask his wife.

Oh wait - he shot her.

And so, yet another search for yet another "real killer" begins. Maybe Michael Jackson will launch a search for the real molester when his fan appreciation day comes with a wink and a smile and a not guilty.

Knife for lopping off ex wife's head:
       ...$7

'Jesus Juice' for getting soon to be molested little boys drunk:
       ...$25

Knowing you've picked the right state to call your home:
       ...PRICELESS

::::: | Wednesday, Mar 16 2005 at 11:55 PM
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