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So A Guy Walks Up To Me And Says "Hey, I Was Thinking About Killing My Wife"
...but first, he wanted to make sure he was living in a felony-friendly state.
"Are you wealthy?" I asked.
"...Yup."
"Where do you live?" I asked.
"...California."
"You're cool."
Here's quote from the latest high profile degenerate to get a California free pass:
"If you live to be a million, you will never ever in your life meet anyone more blessed than me"
- Robert Blake
No kidding.
He had the nerve to complain about the cost of the trial, saying "If you want to know how to go through $10 million in five years, ask me" ...maybe we should ask his wife.
Oh wait - he shot her.
And so, yet another search for yet another "real killer" begins. Maybe Michael Jackson will launch a search for the real molester when his fan appreciation day comes with a wink and a smile and a not guilty.
Knife for lopping off ex wife's head:
...$7
'Jesus Juice' for getting soon to be molested little boys drunk:
...$25
Knowing you've picked the right state to call your home:
...PRICELESS
::::: | Filed under: politics
::::: | Posted Wednesday, Mar 16 2005 at 11:55 PM
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