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Holiday Tip #347.2: Parking Vultures

This time of year, I find that I enjoy walking through a parking lot slowly with keys in my hand, reaching out towards every car as I pass by while traffic backs up behind, awaiting a parking spot.

Try it - You'll Like it.

[the best part is, I don't even have a car]

This holiday tip brought to you by the miserable experience that is the Beaverton Costco parking lot. Who the hell designed that thing?

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::::: | Posted Sunday, Nov 28 2004 at 10:00 AM
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