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Another Endorsement

First it was Iran endorsing Bush, and now... well... with friends like these, how can he lose?

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I'm Satan, and I approve this ad.

We've met before, you and I. Yes indeed, we have. When you got stood up for your high school prom. That was me. When you got drunk and did those stupid things? Guess who? Yep. And when you slept with the boss' daughter and got fired. That as me too (couldn't you tell by the way it burned shortly thereafter? Come on! That was an easy clue!)

Surely you've by now figured out this whole Iraq mess was my doing as well. Weapons Of Mass Destruction? Iraq working with al Qaeda? Colin Powell humiliating himself and your nation in front of the U.N. Security Council? Admit it: that was funny.

George W. Bush is one of my most special children. You've always suspected he was 'special', and oh how right you were.

As your nation's election draws near, I have come from the great fiery depths of despair to help guide you through these uncertain times. I see that my son George and that John Kerry person are tied in recent presidential polls. I am here to lend a helping hand in your decision making process. You've trusted me before, so why not now?

Vote for my son George.

If you need more proof that you should vote for George W. Bush in the upcoming election, simply listen to your friends in Iran. They have endorsed my son George, and I support him as well.

Oh, and by the way, even if you do prefer John Kerry, you should still vote for my son George. Odds are you will anyway, without knowing. Does the term Butterfly Ballot mean anything to you? Pregnant chad? Dimpled chad? Electoral College? That was all me.

On November 2nd, Vote for George. Thank you, and I'll be seeing you soon (sooner than you think!)

Yours Always,
- Satan

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D. & I were doing what we always do last night... kidding around about something or other, with punch-lines flying in all directions, when suddenly, she said, "I'm Satan and I approve this message."

I thought that was HILARIOUS and decided to use it for a little laugh here. But who knows... maybe there's some truth to my phoney 'ad'? Yeah yeah, I'm shutting up now.

Oh, and the above button is a gem from Democracy Means You dot com.

::::: | Thursday, Oct 21 2004 at 11:28 PM
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Comments:


Dave said:

Too true! Love of money, greed, and covetousness? Of course Satan would endorse Bush and his Evil Empire.

::::: | October 24, 2004 3:05 PM


Denise said:

Ok, now I saw on South Park that Satan is actually Saddam Hussein's girl friend (in a manner of speaking), and since we all know everything that we see on TV is true, this would create a large question about whether or not Satan actually endorses W.

That is unless there is trouble in demonic paradise and they have broken up since I saw that episode.

It is something to think about, no?

::::: | October 25, 2004 8:41 AM




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