First Date Assumptions

When I was a little boy, my mommy said I was special :) Yay for me. She said I was unique! She said there was nobody else like me! My mommy blew a lot of smoke up my little boy ass. It's what mommies do... but you can't blame them, because the truth of the matter is that we're all unique. This makes human interaction absolutely unpredictable, and dating even more so.

The potential outcomes of any first date are so mind-bogglingly vast that giving serious thought to them is enough to inspire a Zoloft overdose. Instead, we tend to lighten the mental load by taking certain things as a given - making a few first date assumptions that, every now and then, come back to haunt us.

But these assumptions pale in comparison to what could be the mother of all first date assumptions:

::::: | Wednesday, Jul 14 2004 at 3:01 PM
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