Well well well, here it is... I am 33 years old today. Woo hoo, yawn, whatever, etc.
A friend introduced me to the concept of "the Jesus year." Jesus lived to be 33, and he did most of whatever it was he did in his last year... thus, my friend said, "this is the year you're supposed to put some good stuff out there - Karma wise." That only makes sense if said quickly & then followed up with something else so you don't have a chance to realize it's a discombobulation of religious concepts. Sort of.
I like the idea of "a Jesus year." But how to remove the 'Jesus' part of it while still enjoying a Jesus year? After all, it adds too much pressure. I feel as if this is the year I'm supposed to find a way to inspire centuries of zealotry and bloodshed - but I'm SO not that guy!
Maybe I could take a different approach...?
I know!!!! I'll make this my Jesus year by forgoing all other vulgarities over the next 365 days in favor of the ever-popular and oh-so-basic "JESUS!!!!"
Forget about "FUCK!"
"Shit" shall be shunned.
Bye bye "Bitch".
Don't dare "Damn".
Can't say Cu... ok I never say that one... geez, I'm reaching by this point. Have I really run out of vulgarities to NOT say anymore? Well, it doesn't matter. I'm not using any of them for the next 365 days...
...because it's my Jesus year.
[yeah, we'll see how it goes]
How does it feel to have a 7 year post be the second google page to pop up when people google "jesus year" to find out what it means?::::: | March 9, 2011 5:12 PM
I think that's hilarious, to be honest! ...thanks for the comment.
Cheers!::::: | March 11, 2011 11:55 PM