Ever have one of those moments when you're faced with such stupidity that you want to trade up from the human race into something smarter?
Outside my window this very moment, I hear a shopping cart that's been taken away from the grocery store across the street. Stupidity ensues:
"Whaa? Holychriyist! Is tha'cher cell phone beepin' lie' tha?"
"Dayamn i's loud! Whodaheyell nee's aphonedabe tha' loud!?"
"I thin' i's th'cartchoo took fromth'store."
"I can tak' idif I wan'!"
"SHADAP!!!" "How'cna shoppin'car know i's away fromtha store?"
I can't help but listen, and think to myself... I'd make a good dolphin.