Here's a list of everything I've posted in the blog, listed by date. I'll be honest: it's a crazy long list, which probably makes it less than useful... but if you're looking for something specific, it's in here. Somewhere.
- The Sweeter The Sin, The Better The Taste In My Mouth (Jan. 30 2012)
- Gun! (Jan. 23 2012)
- Backwards, Forwards (Jan. 16 2012)
- Meet The Viewfinder In The Sony a77 (Jan. 12 2012)
- Dear Nose (Jan. 11 2012)
- Jail (Jan. 09 2012)
- Can I Wake You Up? Is It Late Enough? (Jan. 02 2012)
- Hello Lover (Jan. 01 2012)
- Jalpuna, V4 - a.k.a., How Steve Jobs Wrecked My Website! (Jan. 01 2012)
- The Holiday Shift (Dec. 30 2011)
- Another Day, Another Night, Another Year (Dec. 26 2011)
- But The Very Next Day, You Gave It Away (Dec. 19 2011)
- My Dear Acquaintance (Dec. 12 2011)
- An Egg Nog Playlist (Dec. 05 2011)
- The "About" Page (Dec. 01 2011)
- Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick (Nov. 28 2011)
- Gobble Gobble (Nov. 24 2011)
- Thanks And Giving (Nov. 21 2011)
- It's Not Reality (It's Just Someone Else's Sentimentality) (Nov. 14 2011)
- I've Been Trying To Get People To Call Me Freddy Knuckles, But People Keep Calling Me Right Said Fred (Nov. 07 2011)
- Ba dap, ba da, bop-ba. Ba da, bop bop ba da, bop ba. Ba da, bop bop, ba da bop baaa daaa ba dop ba. (Oct. 31 2011)
- Apple's Next Big Thing (Oct. 29 2011)
- Video Killed The Optical Star: Confessions Of A Nikon Guy Who Switched To A Sony a77 (Oct. 27 2011)
- Better Run, Better Run, Faster Than My Bullet, Yeah (Oct. 24 2011)
- Portland's Blinker (And My Blinker Too) (Oct. 22 2011)
- The Nickel (Oct. 17 2011)
- Her Name Was... (Oct. 10 2011)
- Let Me Assure You, It's Harmless (Sep. 26 2011)
- The Spoken (Sep. 12 2011)
- Into The 90s (Sep. 05 2011)
- The Eighties (Aug. 29 2011)
- The Give And Take Is Taking Its Toll (Aug. 22 2011)
- Foster The People (Aug. 15 2011)
- One For The Gray (Aug. 08 2011)
- What A Beautiful Day To Stay The Same (Aug. 01 2011)
- You Wanted A Hit (Jul. 25 2011)
- Rome If You Want To (Rome Around The World) (Jul. 18 2011)
- Hey (Jul. 11 2011)
- And I Love You... Yeah I Love You... (Jul. 04 2011)
- Hello Sunshine! (Jun. 27 2011)
- The Odds (Jun. 20 2011)
- Insert Sex Pun Here (Jun. 13 2011)
- Now And Then (Jun. 06 2011)
- Lord Lord Help Me Just to Rock Rock On (May. 30 2011)
- Fugue (May. 23 2011)
- I Can Hear The Ringing Of A Beat Up Old Guitar (May. 16 2011)
- Why Did You Never Come Clean With Me? (May. 09 2011)
- Hand Me My Nose Ring! (May. 02 2011)
- The 80s Are Back (Apr. 25 2011)
- SXSW 2011, Part Two (Apr. 18 2011)
- SXSW 2011, Part One (Apr. 11 2011)
- Youth Knows No Pain (Apr. 04 2011)
- You Do Not Want This (Mar. 28 2011)
- The City Is A Stop... (Mar. 21 2011)
- The First Days Of Spring (Mar. 14 2011)
- There Was A Red Fred Meyer, Sold Everything From Fruit To Tires (Mar. 07 2011)
- Shhhhhhhhhh!!! (Feb. 28 2011)
- I Said This World Wasn't Meant For Us Both (Feb. 21 2011)
- It's The Weight. Wait. What? (Feb. 19 2011)
- Love Doesn't Belong (To Anyone) (Feb. 14 2011)
- Neither One Of Us Will Make It Down This Hill Alive, She Said (Feb. 07 2011)
- I Need You To Be Better Than Me (Jan. 31 2011)
- Don't Blame The Punctuation Mark (Jan. 30 2011)
- The Dream And The Dreamer (Jan. 26 2011)
- C What I Mean? (Jan. 24 2011)
- Dear Comcast (Jan. 18 2011)
- The Perfect Space (Jan. 17 2011)
- Let Me Wrestle With My Own Ghosts Instead (Jan. 10 2011)
- The Death Of Movable Type (Jan. 08 2011)
- For Me To Be (Jan. 04 2011)
- Crinkle Crinkle Little Scar (Jan. 03 2011)
- In A Future Age (Dec. 27 2010)
- X (mas) (Dec. 20 2010)
- Is She Really Going Out With Him? (Dec. 15 2010)
- She Said "I Wish My Name Was Clementine" (Dec. 13 2010)
- I'm Just Axin' A Question (Dec. 07 2010)
- Every Night I Tell Myself I Am The Cosmos (Nov. 29 2010)
- Two Degrees (Nov. 22 2010)
- Route Mac Audio Into Pro Tools 9 (Nov. 16 2010)
- Somewhere In Middle America (Nov. 15 2010)
- BRMC (Nov. 08 2010)
- Fences (Nov. 01 2010)
- Better Than Nothing (Oct. 25 2010)
- A Better Screen Saver For Your AppleTV (Oct. 23 2010)
- Pickup Trucks An' Shootin' Ducks! (Oct. 18 2010)
- Let's Improve Your Dynex TV (Oct. 16 2010)
- Every Mushroom Cloud Has A Silver Lining (Oct. 11 2010)
- It's Time (Oct. 09 2010)
- Pitter Pat (Oct. 04 2010)
- May The Road Rise With You (Sep. 27 2010)
- And I Think It's Gonna Be A Long Long Time (Sep. 20 2010)
- Did Someone Make A Fool Of Me Before I Could Show Them How It's Done? (Sep. 13 2010)
- I Only Know That I (Sep. 06 2010)
- Make Apogee Maestro Remember Your Settings At Restart (Sep. 03 2010)
- Apogee Maestro: Play Through (Sep. 02 2010)
- Not Just A Definite Article (Aug. 30 2010)
- I And Love And You (Aug. 23 2010)
- Broken! (Aug. 16 2010)
- Let The Moon Get Into It (Aug. 09 2010)
- All That's Left For You Is Doubt (Aug. 02 2010)
- Tannoy Reveal 601P Review (Jul. 28 2010)
- Music To Yawn To (Jul. 26 2010)
- Other People's Problems (Jul. 21 2010)
- Every One Of You Is Fired (Jul. 19 2010)
- I Know You Are Strong, May Your Journey Be Long (Jul. 12 2010)
- Three Moments In Time (Jun. 29 2010)
- Hey Summer, Where Ya Been? (Jun. 28 2010)
- Yoit! (Jun. 26 2010)
- Say! Yes! To! Exclamation! Points! (Jun. 21 2010)
- Stringy (Jun. 14 2010)
- If This Were A Country Song, I Would Be Drunk Now (Jun. 07 2010)
- Is It Monday Already? (May. 31 2010)
- Vulnerable (May. 24 2010)
- My Time (May. 17 2010)
- SXSW 2010 (May. 10 2010)
- Sleepyhead (May. 03 2010)
- Do You Recall? (Apr. 26 2010)
- The Devil's Tears (Apr. 19 2010)
- I Really Really Need A Raincoat (Apr. 12 2010)
- Clap Your Hands And Say (Apr. 05 2010)
- A Kiss With A Fist (Mar. 29 2010)
- Chewing On The Meat Of Life (Mar. 22 2010)
- Hate, Heart And Hope (Mar. 17 2010)
- The Future Isn't What It Used To Be (Mar. 15 2010)
- The Golden Rule (Mar. 11 2010)
- Dear Sire Records (Mar. 09 2010)
- A Quiet Day (Mar. 08 2010)
- The Texan's Deal (Mar. 04 2010)
- How The Day Sounds (Mar. 01 2010)
- The Cat Sitter (Feb. 23 2010)
- This Tornado Loves You (Feb. 22 2010)
- As Lovers Go (Feb. 15 2010)
- This Thought Was Best By Today (Feb. 09 2010)
- Unknown And Beautiful (Feb. 08 2010)
- How Fickle My Heart And How Woozy My Eyes (Feb. 01 2010)
- I've Got A Joke (Jan. 30 2010)
- XX Esque (Jan. 25 2010)
- I Hope My Heart Goes First (Jan. 18 2010)
- Better Keyboard Volume Control For OSX (Especially If You Own An Apogee Duet) (Jan. 14 2010)
- The Beautiful Sea (Jan. 11 2010)
- Junebug (Jan. 04 2010)
- Talk About An Active Sleeper! (Dec. 20 2009)
- Chacaltaya (Dec. 15 2009)
- A Decade: The Zeros (Dec. 07 2009)
- The Maid Needs A Maid (Nov. 30 2009)
- Any Way The Wind Blows (Nov. 25 2009)
- Passive Aggressive (Nov. 23 2009)
- Love, Love Is A Verb (Nov. 16 2009)
- Tenuous, At Best (Nov. 09 2009)
- Pretty Hate Machine Turns 20 (Nov. 02 2009)
- It's Like Silence, But Not (Oct. 26 2009)
- Admit It: You'd Watch This (Oct. 20 2009)
- Bob (Oct. 17 2009)
- Four Letters (Oct. 13 2009)
- Please, Just Run Away With Me (Oct. 12 2009)
- I've Been Thinking About It (Oct. 05 2009)
- Can I Have A Moment? (Oct. 03 2009)
- To Wish Impossible Things (Sep. 28 2009)
- Be Careful What You Wish For (Sep. 27 2009)
- I've Got It All (Most) (Sep. 21 2009)
- Won't You Let Me Give You A Hand? (Sep. 07 2009)
- I Work For The Lemons (Aug. 31 2009)
- Is There A Greater God? (Aug. 25 2009)
- A Whole Lot Better (Aug. 24 2009)
- Cycle: C-Y-C-L-E (Aug. 18 2009)
- The Only Answer (Aug. 17 2009)
- They're Not Booing (Aug. 14 2009)
- About A Girl (And Various Other Women) (Aug. 10 2009)
- One Step Back (Aug. 08 2009)
- In This Quiet Little Place (Aug. 03 2009)
- Ninety Nine Point Nine Fahrenheit Degrees (Jul. 27 2009)
- No One Laughs At God In A Hospital (Jul. 20 2009)
- Hi, I Think We're Neighbors! (Jul. 09 2009)
- Some Things Don't Burn (Jul. 04 2009)
- Then (Jul. 03 2009)
- Me And Gravity, We Never Could Agree (Jul. 01 2009)
- It Must Be In The Air Here (Jun. 15 2009)
- Running Back Up That Hill (Jun. 08 2009)
- A Better Way On Memorial Day (May. 25 2009)
- Stripmall Religion (May. 24 2009)
- A Piano Playlist (May. 18 2009)
- Those Horns In My Head (May. 11 2009)
- Apogee Duet Noise: The $2 Solution To A $500 Problem (May. 08 2009)
- A Guitar Plays Softly In The Portland Rain (May. 04 2009)
- Make Of That What You Will (Apr. 27 2009)
- Feeling Folky (Apr. 20 2009)
- "And, How Old Are You Susan?" he asked... (Apr. 15 2009)
- Speaking Of Leftovers (Apr. 13 2009)
- Happy Ham Day! (Apr. 12 2009)
- I'll Feel Better When The Winter's Gone (Apr. 06 2009)
- A Kinder, Gentler Playlist (Mar. 30 2009)
- They Wander Away... From Me (Mar. 23 2009)
- Winteresque (Mar. 16 2009)
- I Don't Believe In Giving Equal Rights To "Same-Sex Partners" (Mar. 12 2009)
- No Horizon On The Line (Mar. 09 2009)
- Hey, What's Your Number Chicago? (Mar. 02 2009)
- Despite All My Rage (Feb. 23 2009)
- One Free Century (Feb. 16 2009)
- Subpoenaed In Texas, Sequestered In Memphis (Feb. 09 2009)
- The Facebook Twenty Five (Feb. 07 2009)
- Five Of The Best... Sort Of (Feb. 05 2009)
- The Hype Machine (Feb. 04 2009)
- I Want To Be That Star (Feb. 02 2009)
- I'm Rob - This Is What I Do (Jan. 31 2009)
- Is This How Your Heart Is Wired? (Jan. 26 2009)
- Today Is Not Yet Tomorrow (Jan. 19 2009)
- A Hipster With A Hippopotamus (Jan. 17 2009)
- And You May Tell Yourself "This Is Not My Beautiful Wife!" (Jan. 12 2009)
- Ashley's Ashes (Jan. 07 2009)
- Chipper (Jan. 05 2009)
- If It Kills Me (Dec. 29 2008)
- Every Day Is December 26th (Dec. 26 2008)
- A Christmas Wish (Dec. 25 2008)
- Songs For A Silent Night (Dec. 22 2008)
- Slip, Sliding Away (Dec. 17 2008)
- "Size 10" (Dec. 16 2008)
- The Big Day Is On The Way! (Dec. 08 2008)
- Yet Another Job, Outsourced (Dec. 05 2008)
- Best! Manual! Ever! (Dec. 02 2008)
- Back To How Things Used To Be (Dec. 01 2008)
- Make 2009 The Year Of The Backup (Nov. 26 2008)
- Because There Still Aren't Enough Songs With Kazoo Solos (Nov. 24 2008)
- It's Like Duck, Duck, Goose, But With Turkeys, Turkeys And Death (Nov. 20 2008)
- Love At First Sight (Nov. 19 2008)
- It's A Kazoo Christmas, 2008! (Nov. 18 2008)
- The Perfect Reminder (Nov. 17 2008)
- Is My Apartment Haunted? (Nov. 13 2008)
- What Day Is It? (Nov. 07 2008)
- !!!!!!!!!! (Nov. 04 2008)
- Hope - Vote - Change (Nov. 04 2008)
- Time To Talk About Time (Nov. 03 2008)
- Let's Not Set The Clock Back (Nov. 02 2008)
- With A Little Help From "My Friends" (Nov. 01 2008)
- Candidates = Trains (Oct. 31 2008)
- President Palin (Oct. 28 2008)
- In The Year 2000 (Oct. 27 2008)
- Hope (Oct. 23 2008)
- Al-Qaeda Terrorists Prefer Republicans (Oct. 22 2008)
- Well, Gosh, Don'cha Know (Oct. 21 2008)
- Didn't Get To Heaven But You Made It Close (Oct. 20 2008)
- McCain-Plumber 2008 (Oct. 17 2008)
- The Eyes Have It (Oct. 16 2008)
- Yes We Can! (Oct. 14 2008)
- It Started Feeling Like October (Oct. 13 2008)
- PG Porn (Oct. 11 2008)
- The Real Mavericks (Oct. 09 2008)
- Joe Sikspaque And The Loogie Spitter (Oct. 08 2008)
- In America, Pigs Roam Free (Oct. 07 2008)
- Are We Human, Or Are We Denser? (Oct. 06 2008)
- Don't Vote (Oct. 04 2008)
- Is Gordon Smith Giving Up On Portland? (Oct. 03 2008)
- Hello, I'm A Mac Spoof (Oct. 01 2008)
- Was That A Pizza Place? (Sep. 30 2008)
- Federal FUD (Sep. 29 2008)
- Hey John: Need A Ride To The Airport? (Sep. 25 2008)
- After Dinner Plans (Sep. 24 2008)
- Foreclosed Voters (Sep. 23 2008)
- Autumn Is A Kiss (Sep. 22 2008)
- New Microsoft Ads, Made On A Mac (Sep. 21 2008)
- I Know When To Let It Hang (Sep. 20 2008)
- Shiver Me Timbers! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day Matey! (Sep. 19 2008)
- The Palin Interview (Sep. 18 2008)
- A New Product From The Makers Of HeadOn (Sep. 17 2008)
- Don't Upgrade To iTunes 8 (...yet) (Sep. 16 2008)
- I've Got The Moon (Sep. 15 2008)
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Fun Facts - But Factual (Sep. 14 2008)
- John McCain Has A Heart Attack (Sep. 08 2008)
- How To Not Get Knocked Up (Sep. 03 2008)
- One From The Fake Way To Normal (Sep. 01 2008)
- Bananas (Aug. 29 2008)
- No Left - No Right - No Bananas (Aug. 28 2008)
- Everybody Leaves And I'd Expect This Much From You (Aug. 25 2008)
- HOOOOOO HAAAAAAA!!! Obama Biden!!! (Aug. 22 2008)
- Let It Rain (Aug. 18 2008)
- Music = Pizza = Sex (Aug. 11 2008)
- Summer In The City (Aug. 04 2008)
- Say Hello, Wave Goodbye (Jul. 28 2008)
- Here We Are Now, Entertain Us (Jul. 21 2008)
- Everything Is A Reflection Of Something Else (Jul. 20 2008)
- All Things Go, All Things Go (Jul. 14 2008)
- Eleven Women, Including Mistress Mabel (Jul. 07 2008)
- That Makes Your Eyes Glitter (Jun. 30 2008)
- Whistle While You Work? (Jun. 23 2008)
- Insert Not-So-Witty Junuary Comment Here (Jun. 16 2008)
- It's The Feel-Good Hit Of The Summer (Jun. 09 2008)
- We Were Scientists (Jun. 02 2008)
- My College Radio Days (May. 26 2008)
- What Hath God Wrought? (May. 24 2008)
- Sometimes The Answer Isn't 42 (May. 21 2008)
- It's Vote For Steve Novick Day! (May. 20 2008)
- My Favorite Chords (May. 19 2008)
- Jury Duty? Again? (May. 12 2008)
- If You Love Me Won't You Let Me Know (May. 05 2008)
- I Can Haz Air Fighting (May. 01 2008)
- Like A Warm Drink It Seeps Into My Soul (Apr. 28 2008)
- My Worrisome Heart (Apr. 24 2008)
- Sounding Winded (Apr. 21 2008)
- If The Best Is For The Best Then The Best Is Unkind (Apr. 14 2008)
- Who Found Who's Hair In Who's Bed? (Apr. 07 2008)
- Some Fridges Are Colder Than Others (Apr. 02 2008)
- Who The Hell Is Walcott? (Mar. 31 2008)
- The Walls Have Ears (Mar. 30 2008)
- Rain, Rain, Come My Way (Mar. 26 2008)
- A Taste Of Narrow Stairs (Mar. 24 2008)
- Blood, A Prick And A Punch (Mar. 19 2008)
- The Night Before The Moon Died (Mar. 17 2008)
- The Circumference Of Apple Pi (Mar. 15 2008)
- Captcha Shmaptcha (Mar. 14 2008)
- Ghosts Appear And Fade Away (Mar. 10 2008)
- I Stand Corrected (Mar. 03 2008)
- Revisionist History (Feb. 25 2008)
- Fly Around My Pretty Little Miss (Feb. 18 2008)
- No We Can't (Feb. 14 2008)
- All These Love Songs, But Where The Hell Are You My Dear? (Feb. 11 2008)
- Dead Whale Plus Dynamite Equals Comedy (Feb. 05 2008)
- She Makes The Most Of Her Time By Loving Me Plenty (Feb. 04 2008)
- Hoping For A Super Tuesday (Feb. 02 2008)
- To Catch A Pre-Dater (Feb. 01 2008)
- Ack... (Jan. 31 2008)
- Throatgobber, Meet Heartstopper (Jan. 28 2008)
- Keep Watch For The Mimes (Jan. 20 2008)
- The World's Most Dangerous Road (Jan. 16 2008)
- In Defense Of Our Country (Jan. 15 2008)
- So Trampled, We Must All Be Found (Jan. 14 2008)
- That's Releasing The Qi (Jan. 10 2008)
- Golden Skans? (Jan. 07 2008)
- Come On NFL! Get It Right! (Jan. 05 2008)
- Awe Shuckabee (Jan. 03 2008)
- Tracing Circles Around The Sun (Dec. 28 2007)
- And You Ask Me What I Want This Year (Dec. 24 2007)
- A Letter To Santa's Wife (Dec. 23 2007)
- Girl, Job, House, Life, Etc (Dec. 22 2007)
- Boom Here In 1908. Boom There In 2008? (Dec. 21 2007)
- Ho Ho HO!!!!! (Dec. 15 2007)
- Don't Stop Believin' (Dec. 12 2007)
- If The Answer Is No, Can I Change Your Mind? (Dec. 10 2007)
- Fuck Burt Bacharach (Dec. 04 2007)
- Arpeggi? Aren't Peggi? Who's To Say? (Dec. 03 2007)
- Fire Alarm!?!? (Dec. 02 2007)
- Snow In Portland? (Nov. 30 2007)
- A Fat Cat Sat On A Hat (Nov. 27 2007)
- Because There Aren't Enough Songs With Kazoo Solos (Nov. 26 2007)
- The Give Up Ad (Nov. 25 2007)
- She Wants To Get Fat And Live Above A Laundromat In Laundrytown (Nov. 19 2007)
- A Movable Type Upgrade (Nov. 18 2007)
- Like, What? (Nov. 12 2007)
- Woo Hoo! Guess Who Bricked His Router?!? (Nov. 06 2007)
- Bodysnatchers! (Nov. 05 2007)
- Long Division (Nov. 01 2007)
- Bork Bork Bork!!! (Oct. 31 2007)
- If You Were The Baltic Sea And I Were A Cup (Oct. 29 2007)
- Here Kitty Kitty Kitty! (Oct. 26 2007)
- Imitosis, Shmimitosis (Oct. 22 2007)
- Register To Vote TODAY!!!! (Oct. 16 2007)
- Wallpaper For The Soul (Oct. 15 2007)
- A Letter From Rory Escobar (Oct. 13 2007)
- Oh, The Irony (Oct. 12 2007)
- I Was So Sick Yesterday... (Oct. 10 2007)
- Songs To Be Sick To (Oct. 08 2007)
- Best Interview Ever (Oct. 04 2007)
- You Are Not My Typewriter (Oct. 01 2007)
- 9/11 Is The New Smurf (Sep. 27 2007)
- Livin' On A Prayer Plant (Sep. 25 2007)
- The Seattle Slut (Sep. 25 2007)
- Radio Nowhere (Sep. 24 2007)
- Raising Money For Breast Cancer (Sep. 23 2007)
- The Ridiculous Ease of Backing Up A Mac (Sep. 18 2007)
- The Places You Will Be From (Sep. 17 2007)
- An Imprtant Reminder On This Day (Sep. 11 2007)
- A Melody For Me (and for you) (Sep. 10 2007)
- Booyah For Teacher-Student Sex (Sep. 07 2007)
- Why Do You Have To Remind Me? (Sep. 06 2007)
- iCrapped MyPants: The Sequel (Sep. 05 2007)
- Tommy The Cat Had Many A Story To Tell (Sep. 03 2007)
- What Do You Think About That? (Aug. 28 2007)
- Don't Forget To Breathe (Aug. 27 2007)
- Hipster Olympics (Aug. 26 2007)
- Spam Primavera? (Aug. 25 2007)
- A New Old Town In Portland (Aug. 23 2007)
- Bring On The Comets (Aug. 20 2007)
- Dick Cheney: "How many additional dead americans is Saddam worth?" (Aug. 16 2007)
- No, I'll Never Look Back In Anger (Aug. 13 2007)
- Set Your Free Scroll Free (Aug. 11 2007)
- Another One Bites The Dusk (Aug. 08 2007)
- Easy Breezy Jalpeezy (Aug. 06 2007)
- I Think I Might Be Pregnant (Aug. 04 2007)
- What Doesn't Kill Us Now Just Makes Us Better Whores (Jul. 30 2007)
- I Will Never Again Rename The Hard Drive I Use For iTunes Music (Jul. 29 2007)
- As If (Jul. 28 2007)
- Them That Got Covered (Jul. 23 2007)
- I Open At The Close (Jul. 22 2007)
- Where Your Treasure Is, There Will Your Heart Be Also (Jul. 21 2007)
- Harry Potter, Book 7! He Dies! She Dies! (Jul. 19 2007)
- A Little Sensitivity Might Be In Order (Jul. 19 2007)
- Statutory Rape (Jul. 17 2007)
- The Song Is Called WHAT? (Jul. 16 2007)
- Yes! Yes! Oh God, YES! (Jul. 12 2007)
- Are You A PDXER? (Jul. 12 2007)
- Go Ahead, Bitch, Give Me What You've Got (Jul. 10 2007)
- Grace Impromptu (Jul. 09 2007)
- Crotch Monkey?! (Jul. 06 2007)
- A Different Kind Of Freedom (Jul. 04 2007)
- Matthew Good's Hospital Music (Jul. 03 2007)
- It's The Right Thing To Do (Jul. 02 2007)
- Into The 90s This Week? (Jul. 02 2007)
- The Bell Curve (Jun. 30 2007)
- Hope, Luck, And The Swirling Sea (Jun. 29 2007)
- Songs For The Summer Car Radio (Jun. 25 2007)
- 95% Of All Monkeys Got It Right (Jun. 19 2007)
- Lord, Blow The Moon Out Please (Jun. 18 2007)
- Goodbye Simon (Jun. 16 2007)
- Old Enough To Know Why, But Young Enough To Still Try (Jun. 11 2007)
- But Is She Really? (Jun. 07 2007)
- Roses Are Red But Festivals Are Blue (Jun. 06 2007)
- Two, Four, Six, Eight, It's Time To Incarcerate! (Jun. 04 2007)
- I Am The Opposite (May. 31 2007)
- They Go Do D-Do D-Do, Don't They My Love? (May. 28 2007)
- A Buddha Birthday (May. 24 2007)
- She's A Jar With A Heavy Lid (May. 21 2007)
- Business Card Design (May. 20 2007)
- A Quick Simon Update (May. 16 2007)
- The Madness Of King George (May. 14 2007)
- They're A Bunch Of Mothers Alright (May. 13 2007)
- Bottom Of The Box (May. 11 2007)
- With Great Power Comes Opportunity (May. 09 2007)
- Songs For Couches In Alleys (May. 07 2007)
- Farm-Bound (May. 01 2007)
- Happy Chimpy McFlightsuit Day (May. 01 2007)
- I'm Fire, And You're The Ocean (Apr. 30 2007)
- Slowly, Slowly, I Am Drifting (Apr. 23 2007)
- All Songs Are One Song, And That Song Is "Don't Forget" (Apr. 16 2007)
- Four (Apr. 09 2007)
- Seven (Apr. 06 2007)
- Eight (Apr. 05 2007)
- Eleven (Apr. 02 2007)
- Will We Lose Net Neutrality? (Mar. 30 2007)
- A Study Of Smutty Sustenance? (Mar. 29 2007)
- Why Are You (Mar. 28 2007)
- If There's One Thing I Don't Believe In, It's You (Mar. 26 2007)
- Bring The Buckets By The Dozens, Bring Your Nieces And Your Cousins (Mar. 19 2007)
- Sometimes I Wonder If I Should Have Gone With The Crack (Mar. 16 2007)
- No Longer Bootielicious (Mar. 14 2007)
- If I Stay Lucky Then My Tongue Will Stay Tied (Mar. 12 2007)
- All About The Booties (Mar. 11 2007)
- Simon's Toes (Mar. 09 2007)
- Of Motivation (Mar. 08 2007)
- A Game Of Fiction Scrabble (Mar. 06 2007)
- If I Was In The Fridge, Would You Open The Door? (Mar. 05 2007)
- When Good News Is Bad News (Mar. 03 2007)
- To Be A Man (Mar. 02 2007)
- One Upping The Yuppy Puppy (Mar. 01 2007)
- Taste The Truthiness! (Feb. 28 2007)
- Give Me Grace And Dahncing Feet (Feb. 26 2007)
- Should? (Feb. 23 2007)
- I Don't Mean To Be An Ash Hole, But... (Feb. 21 2007)
- The Man From #2B (Feb. 20 2007)
- Music For A Rainy Evening (Feb. 19 2007)
- Me, Them, And A Yak (Feb. 17 2007)
- I'm A Bad, Bad, Blogger (Feb. 15 2007)
- Hate Valentines Day (Feb. 14 2007)
- I'm Thinking Of Starting A Line Of Evil-Voodoo Greeting Cards (Feb. 12 2007)
- The Look I Never Knew (Feb. 09 2007)
- The Dashboard Melted, But We Still Have The Radio (Feb. 05 2007)
- These Are Just A Couple Of My Cravings (Jan. 29 2007)
- Friggin Schpellchzecker (Jan. 27 2007)
- Down The Chimney, With A Bound! (Jan. 23 2007)
- Mister Sister's Playlist (Jan. 22 2007)
- Not Mild (Jan. 18 2007)
- The Voices In My Head, It Sounds Like They're Snoring (Jan. 15 2007)
- Goodbye Qwest (Jan. 14 2007)
- How To Screw Yourself Over, In Two Easy Steps (Jan. 13 2007)
- iCrapped MyPants (Jan. 09 2007)
- I'm Bringing Sexyback Back (Jan. 08 2007)
- Shine A Little Light For Me (Jan. 06 2007)
- Damn Spam (Jan. 04 2007)
- Ladies And Gentlemen, It's Time (Jan. 01 2007)
- And Take My Misses With You (Dec. 31 2006)
- It Runs In The Family (Dec. 30 2006)
- A Friend Of Pat Robertson Says I'm Going To Hell (Dec. 25 2006)
- Stalker Logic (Dec. 22 2006)
- Regarding The Mystery Of The Feline (Dec. 21 2006)
- A Holiday For Hangin'! (Yeah) (Dec. 18 2006)
- Press! (Dec. 15 2006)
- Frosty Tha Mutha Fukkin' Snowmizzle (Dec. 14 2006)
- It's A Small Crime And I've Got No Excuse (Dec. 11 2006)
- To Pass Along (Dec. 09 2006)
- Tornado Ally (Dec. 06 2006)
- It's In The Slug Mug (Dec. 05 2006)
- Why Don't You Wake Up And Smell What You're Shoveling (Dec. 04 2006)
- A Favor To Ask (Dec. 03 2006)
- The Lover And The Beloved (Dec. 01 2006)
- V.I.S.T.A. (Nov. 30 2006)
- Those Were The Days (Nov. 27 2006)
- Gack (Nov. 22 2006)
- Going Postal (Nov. 21 2006)
- Can I Get Back Under? (Nov. 20 2006)
- I Hope The Wind Changes (Nov. 19 2006)
- The Trifecta (Nov. 16 2006)
- It's A Kazoo Christmas (Nov. 15 2006)
- Are You ____able? (Nov. 13 2006)
- Jalpuna's Hierarchy Of Needs (Nov. 10 2006)
- Erection Night, And The Thumping (Nov. 08 2006)
- And Then Comes The Flood (Nov. 07 2006)
- One Hour Forward, Thirty Years Back (Nov. 06 2006)
- A Sad Goodbye (Nov. 02 2006)
- Botched (Nov. 01 2006)
- Sometimes (Oct. 30 2006)
- Today Is A Very Bad Day (Oct. 29 2006)
- A very short update (Oct. 28 2006)
- You Behind The Curtain? (Oct. 28 2006)
- Empty (Oct. 27 2006)
- Saxton. Saxtoff. Saxton? SaxtOFF! (Oct. 25 2006)
- The Course, Of Course (Oct. 24 2006)
- You Wasted Life, Why Wouldn't You Waste Death? (Oct. 23 2006)
- The Captain. The Polygamist? (Oct. 21 2006)
- The Rapist Finder (Oct. 18 2006)
- Bricks And Mortar (Oct. 17 2006)
- How Do I Undo The Damage I Have Done? (Oct. 16 2006)
- Updates, Updates, Updates (Oct. 14 2006)
- It Makes Me Feel Like Less Of A Man (Oct. 10 2006)
- There Must Be An Easier Way To Make Breakfast (Oct. 09 2006)
- Good Old Pedophilia (Oct. 05 2006)
- Things Replace Things (Oct. 02 2006)
- Indian Summertime (And The Livin's Easy) (Sep. 25 2006)
- Wassup, G? (Sep. 21 2006)
- Autumn On The Way (Sep. 18 2006)
- Portland Oregon Rained On Me (Sep. 15 2006)
- iHeart Apple (Sep. 14 2006)
- Nothing, Anything, And Everything That Will Never Be OK (Sep. 11 2006)
- Theif Of The Pillow (Sep. 07 2006)
- Tired (Sep. 05 2006)
- Bimbo, Limo, Bimbo, Me (Sep. 04 2006)
- Jesus! (Aug. 29 2006)
- Don't Say No, We Must Go (Aug. 28 2006)
- Do You? (Aug. 26 2006)
- My Kind Of Town (Aug. 23 2006)
- Playing In The Rain Is Worth Catching Cold (Aug. 21 2006)
- House Of Freaks (Aug. 20 2006)
- Away (Aug. 17 2006)
- Waiting For My Real Life To Begin (Aug. 15 2006)
- The Blower's Playlist (Aug. 14 2006)
- Inappropriate One-Sided Conversation Of The Day (Aug. 13 2006)
- The Lesson In The Lies (Aug. 11 2006)
- I Am An Ocean (Aug. 09 2006)
- And Today Was A Day Like Any Other (Aug. 07 2006)
- Best. Disclaimer. Ever. (Aug. 06 2006)
- I Humped Your Hummer (Aug. 03 2006)
- To Be New (Aug. 02 2006)
- It Was In My Belly Bitter, But In My Mouth, It Was Sweet (Jul. 31 2006)
- Somewhere Between The Moment And The Moon (Jul. 27 2006)
- Take The Picture! (Jul. 26 2006)
- Hoochie Verses Bacon: Bacon Wins (Jul. 24 2006)
- Scrabble Alternatives (Jul. 20 2006)
- Check, But No Mate (Jul. 18 2006)
- I Kept Your Hair In My Sink (Jul. 17 2006)
- Burton And The Blasphemy Channel (Jul. 15 2006)
- Uhm... WHAT?! (Jul. 13 2006)
- I Blamed You, But Now... (Jul. 11 2006)
- Thinking And Dreaming In Orange And Red (Jul. 10 2006)
- This Is An Illusion (Jul. 08 2006)
- You Bought It Why? (Jul. 07 2006)
- Did You Have Fun While You Were Away? (Jul. 05 2006)
- Hey, You're Part Of It (Jul. 03 2006)
- Listen Bitch, We Need To Talk (Jul. 02 2006)
- Fix Quiet Songs In iTunes (Jul. 01 2006)
- iWhat? (Jun. 30 2006)
- Trying To Explain It To A Cat (Jun. 27 2006)
- This Is Why I Love My Friends (Jun. 26 2006)
- Music For A Heat-Wave (Jun. 25 2006)
- National Kiss My Ass Day (Jun. 23 2006)
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! (Jun. 22 2006)
- True Happiness This Way Lies (Jun. 19 2006)
- At The Bank (Jun. 16 2006)
- I Can Fly (Jun. 13 2006)
- Hate Will Get You Every Time (Jun. 12 2006)
- Because There Was No Year Zero (Jun. 11 2006)
- Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful (Jun. 08 2006)
- Of Teeth And Chocolate Hearts (Jun. 05 2006)
- The Night That Won't (Jun. 02 2006)
- Cow Abductions (Jun. 01 2006)
- It's Hard To Argue When You Won't Stop Making Sense (May. 29 2006)
- Oh Shit! (May. 28 2006)
- Ghosts (May. 26 2006)
- Dear Nancy Pelosi (May. 25 2006)
- What Mary Really Needed Was A Dog (May. 24 2006)
- Slightly Sore 'Bout Thirtyfour (May. 23 2006)
- Hear My Engine Whine (May. 22 2006)
- I Fought The Wall And The Wall Won (May. 17 2006)
- This Thing, That Thing, And Eight Other Things About Things (May. 15 2006)
- To Find Someone You Love (May. 13 2006)
- This Is Nuts (May. 11 2006)
- Horrifying (May. 11 2006)
- Who? No, Really. I Want Names (May. 09 2006)
- Songs For Girls Whose Mothers Are Bigger Than Other Girls' Mothers (May. 08 2006)
- Footinmouf Syndrome (May. 05 2006)
- It's Up To You... (May. 03 2006)
- It's How The Hustle Goes, See What The Juke Box Knows (May. 01 2006)
- Brokeback Flower Pot (Apr. 29 2006)
- The Understudy (Apr. 25 2006)
- Marshmallows (Apr. 24 2006)
- Forgotten Note (Apr. 20 2006)
- jTunes (Apr. 17 2006)
- Are You The Devil? (Apr. 15 2006)
- Asshole (Apr. 13 2006)
- Words Are Not Actions (Apr. 10 2006)
- Burton Is Not A Meal (Apr. 07 2006)
- Beware (Apr. 03 2006)
- Sexy In '75! (Apr. 01 2006)
- Theives (Mar. 31 2006)
- You Liked It (Mar. 29 2006)
- You Sure His Name Isn't Peter? (Mar. 28 2006)
- Hey Jimmy, Do You Like Candy? (Mar. 24 2006)
- Temptress!!! (Mar. 22 2006)
- The Last Time (Mar. 21 2006)
- The Gal, The Guy, And The Grill (Mar. 19 2006)
- Jesus! (Mar. 17 2006)
- A Whisper To A Kiss (Mar. 15 2006)
- Crap (Mar. 14 2006)
- Under A Streetlight (Mar. 12 2006)
- Too Soon? (Mar. 11 2006)
- My Apartmequarium (Mar. 10 2006)
- It's Not You, It's... Well, OK. It's You (Mar. 09 2006)
- March 8th (Mar. 08 2006)
- The Leaves (Mar. 07 2006)
- Which Is Worse? (Mar. 04 2006)
- MySpace (Mar. 02 2006)
- Grandma's Gifts (Mar. 01 2006)
- She Called Me Rob (Feb. 28 2006)
- My Friends Kick Ass (Feb. 27 2006)
- You And Me, But Not Us (Feb. 26 2006)
- Olympic Fever Feels More Like Bird Flu (Feb. 23 2006)
- Yuck For The Happy Trash (Feb. 19 2006)
- A Dick With A Gun (Feb. 16 2006)
- The Lonesome Lover (Feb. 14 2006)
- Two Pigeons (Feb. 13 2006)
- Sir (Feb. 05 2006)
- Wisdom From A Six Year Old (Feb. 03 2006)
- Opposites Attract (Jan. 30 2006)
- Let's Get Ready To Ruuuummmmble! (Jan. 28 2006)
- Oyster (Jan. 27 2006)
- My Night-Light (Jan. 26 2006)
- It's A Sham (Jan. 24 2006)
- Bang (Jan. 21 2006)
- Hacky Sack (Jan. 17 2006)
- Jump, Little Children (Jan. 15 2006)
- A Blond Joke (Jan. 14 2006)
- Six Of One, A Dozen Of The Other. Dead. (Jan. 05 2006)
- Please Remember Him Well (Jan. 04 2006)
- Something (Jan. 03 2006)
- Circus Bleachers (Jan. 02 2006)
- A Sign? (Jan. 01 2006)
- I Eat Fewer Bananas Due To The Death Of Analog Phones (Dec. 29 2005)
- Lucky You (Dec. 21 2005)
- How About This? (Dec. 14 2005)
- Kiss. Write. Tremble. (Dec. 13 2005)
- Make An iTunes Jukebox (Dec. 10 2005)
- The New Couple (Dec. 05 2005)
- Andrew Paul Woodworth (Dec. 03 2005)
- Shit! Shit! (Literally) (Nov. 27 2005)
- Two Sides, And The Rest (Nov. 22 2005)
- A Little Off His Game (Nov. 21 2005)
- FYI? No. Eff My Eye! (Nov. 19 2005)
- Bell X1 (Nov. 18 2005)
- White Phosphorus (Nov. 16 2005)
- Joliet, Illinois (Nov. 13 2005)
- Milk Stout Magnetism (Nov. 11 2005)
- A Bee And A Bam (Nov. 10 2005)
- Crash! Bam! Poop! (Nov. 10 2005)
- I'm The White Trash Guy (Nov. 08 2005)
- Like Father, Like Son (Nov. 07 2005)
- White Trash On Craigslist. No, Really! (Nov. 04 2005)
- The Guy Down The Hall (Nov. 03 2005)
- Smarmy MF (Nov. 01 2005)
- Great iDea! (Oct. 31 2005)
- Blood For Oil For Food For Thought (Oct. 30 2005)
- The Brick Channel (Oct. 28 2005)
- Goodbye MCI. Hello Problems (Oct. 27 2005)
- Doctor And The Gringo (Oct. 25 2005)
- Fuzzy Depression (Oct. 18 2005)
- The Move, Stage One (Oct. 12 2005)
- Mapping Out The Loft (Oct. 05 2005)
- From Woe To Whoa In 19 Hours (Oct. 04 2005)
- Dubya Knockout! (Oct. 01 2005)
- Autumn Is A Time For (Sep. 30 2005)
- To Tell You A Story (Sep. 29 2005)
- Kitten Cannon (Sep. 24 2005)
- A Sophomore In Sociology Class (Sep. 21 2005)
- What The Toe Knows (Sep. 13 2005)
- Katrina, Meet Halliburton (Sep. 12 2005)
- Katrina And The Carnival Of Ineptitude (Sep. 09 2005)
- They Were Underprivileged Anyway? (Sep. 06 2005)
- Make The Pie Higher (Sep. 06 2005)
- The Guitar And The Goat (Sep. 02 2005)
- Baghdad On The Mississippi (Sep. 01 2005)
- The Media's Magic Eight Ball (Sep. 01 2005)
- Katrina Provides Food For Thought (Aug. 31 2005)
- There Goes My Monday (Aug. 29 2005)
- He Of Many Names (Aug. 27 2005)
- God Damn Christian Values (Aug. 25 2005)
- The Format (Aug. 24 2005)
- An Anagram (Aug. 23 2005)
- You Animal! (Aug. 21 2005)
- In Cahoots With Moot (Aug. 19 2005)
- Googled (Aug. 18 2005)
- Children, Discipline, And Beatings For The Worthy (Aug. 17 2005)
- Bummed Out (Aug. 16 2005)
- Cat Gas, Except That It Wasn't (Aug. 14 2005)
- Speaking Of Music Millenium... (Aug. 12 2005)
- Discovery: Bad Things Could Happen (Aug. 03 2005)
- Touch His Belly? (Aug. 02 2005)
- FUH2 (Jul. 29 2005)
- Time (Jul. 26 2005)
- This Place Is A Dump (Jul. 21 2005)
- The Snake (Jul. 17 2005)
- Idaho! (Jul. 11 2005)
- April, 1983 (Jul. 06 2005)
- Preface To A Dark Tale (Jul. 06 2005)
- Spam Attack! (Jul. 04 2005)
- Bitches I Won't Miss When I Someday Leave This Joint (Jun. 19 2005)
- Pillow Redesign (Jun. 08 2005)
- I Get High (Jun. 01 2005)
- One Ice Cream Truck Away From A Psychotic Episode (May. 26 2005)
- Mrs. Wolfe And The Great Disappearing Act (May. 24 2005)
- Go Katie Go! (May. 19 2005)
- Cars, Chocolate, And Suicide (May. 09 2005)
- Firetrucks Are Cool (May. 03 2005)
- A Saudi Royal Flush (Apr. 29 2005)
- What Are YOU Lookin' At? (Apr. 28 2005)
- What Do I Expect? He Licks His Own Butt (Apr. 22 2005)
- The Wayback Machine (Apr. 16 2005)
- J'aime Google (Apr. 13 2005)
- I Know You're Going To Read This Because It's About Porn (Apr. 11 2005)
- What I've Learned (Apr. 07 2005)
- Holy Googlemappin'!!! (Apr. 05 2005)
- Sling Shots And Monkey Bars (Apr. 04 2005)
- Nine Reasons To Smile (Mar. 31 2005)
- What Money Can't Buy (Mar. 30 2005)
- Thirty One Flavors Of Cat Litter (Mar. 28 2005)
- My Happiness Starts With Me (Mar. 24 2005)
- Mah-woah woah, wooaah! (Mar. 17 2005)
- So A Guy Walks Up To Me And Says "Hey, I Was Thinking About Killing My Wife" (Mar. 16 2005)
- After The Funeral (Mar. 08 2005)
- Squishybonkin'! (Mar. 07 2005)
- Happy Birthday Jalpuna! (Mar. 07 2005)
- Spoofing The Spoofer (Mar. 04 2005)
- Superb Usage Of The Word "Dude," And A Fish (Mar. 01 2005)
- It's A Gas, Gas, Gas (Feb. 25 2005)
- Here's Why He's Not Interested (Feb. 23 2005)
- Duct Tape: It's Not Just For Homeland Security Anymore (Feb. 22 2005)
- What Do You See? (Feb. 20 2005)
- Yes, I Am - Part 2 (Feb. 20 2005)
- Yes, I Am (Feb. 18 2005)
- Of Code And Poetry, La Da DA! (Feb. 17 2005)
- Rush To Judgment (Feb. 16 2005)
- My Valentine (Feb. 14 2005)
- Taken For Granted (Feb. 09 2005)
- Kickball (Feb. 04 2005)
- This Is Not (Feb. 03 2005)
- All Things Random, And Pictures (Feb. 03 2005)
- Simon Sees His Shadow (Feb. 02 2005)
- Sneaker (Jan. 28 2005)
- Said The Face (Jan. 26 2005)
- This Is My Rubik's Cube (Jan. 25 2005)
- One Side Of A Conversation With God (Jan. 24 2005)
- Distance Grows (Jan. 18 2005)
- On This Day, Reminders Of Lessons Not Learned (Jan. 17 2005)
- Go Steelers! (Jan. 15 2005)
- Is The Inside Of Your Monitor Dirty? (Jan. 14 2005)
- This Post Brought To You By The Color White (Jan. 13 2005)
- My Cats Think I'm An Idiot (Jan. 11 2005)
- Next On My To Do List: Peace In The Middle East (Jan. 10 2005)
- An Open Letter To MCI (Jan. 06 2005)
- MCI: Tick Tock (Jan. 06 2005)
- MCI: What Year Is It? (Jan. 06 2005)
- Even By Portland Standards, You're Pale (Jan. 05 2005)
- MCI: Nightmare! (Jan. 05 2005)
- Nickames, Putt Putt, And Talk Talk (Dec. 30 2004)
- MCI: Can You Hear Me NOW? (Dec. 28 2004)
- Scared Of Santa (Dec. 24 2004)
- A Holiday To Forget (Dec. 23 2004)
- In Their Natural Habitat (Dec. 22 2004)
- The Seventh C (Dec. 21 2004)
- Make Me Do Something Arty? (Dec. 06 2004)
- Application For Getting Oneself Knocked Up (Nov. 29 2004)
- Holiday Tip #347.2: Parking Vultures (Nov. 28 2004)
- Contrasts (Nov. 24 2004)
- It's A Fucking Rock Pile (Nov. 19 2004)
- Mixer? Me? (Nov. 16 2004)
- Winged Migration (Nov. 15 2004)
- Sorry (Nov. 12 2004)
- Upchuck (Nov. 11 2004)
- I Did Something Stupid. Bring Tools (Nov. 09 2004)
- OH, Canada! (Nov. 05 2004)
- Why Democrats Fail (Nov. 04 2004)
- Hate (Nov. 04 2004)
- A Sad Day In America (Nov. 03 2004)
- The Final Hours (Nov. 02 2004)
- A Vote Against Terror (Nov. 02 2004)
- Yes On Oregon Constitutional Amendment 428-36-09.5 (Nov. 01 2004)
- Osama's October Surprise (Oct. 29 2004)
- The Bush Brain Game (Oct. 29 2004)
- Hoc The Vote (Oct. 27 2004)
- One From The BBC (Oct. 27 2004)
- Never Forget (Oct. 27 2004)
- Nancy Boy? (Oct. 26 2004)
- I Fondidn't (Oct. 25 2004)
- Another Endorsement (Oct. 21 2004)
- Clothing Auditions (Oct. 21 2004)
- Maize (Oct. 18 2004)
- Undecided? ME?!? (Oct. 16 2004)
- The Native Language And A Goat (Oct. 15 2004)
- Osama bin Forgotten? (Oct. 13 2004)
- Wire The Weatherman (Oct. 12 2004)
- The President's Iraq Update (Oct. 11 2004)
- Batting 0 For 2 (Oct. 09 2004)
- Global Test (Oct. 08 2004)
- Maximizing My Minimalism (Oct. 07 2004)
- O.C.D, Yeah You Know Me (Oct. 06 2004)
- Four More Years? (Oct. 03 2004)
- T.P, But No Salvation (Sep. 29 2004)
- Women And Clothes (Sep. 27 2004)
- A Redesign? (Sep. 23 2004)
- Kerry's Top Ten (Sep. 20 2004)
- Your Redneck Past (Sep. 19 2004)
- Mom And The Unnamed One (Sep. 17 2004)
- Six Squares (Sep. 16 2004)
- It's Only Gray On The Outside (Sep. 14 2004)
- Triple R: Rob's Releationship Rules (Sep. 11 2004)
- Straight Man Shopping (Sep. 10 2004)
- Dead Americans, Dead Russians, And You (Sep. 07 2004)
- One Man's Psycho (Sep. 06 2004)
- Naps And The Loop (Sep. 03 2004)
- Build Your Own Bush (Sep. 02 2004)
- Who Votes In This Country? (Sep. 01 2004)
- T.H.D.J.D.G.F.W. [part 3] (Aug. 31 2004)
- So Simple, So Perfect (Aug. 29 2004)
- Woe And The Suitcase (Aug. 27 2004)
- Sully & Pavlov (Aug. 26 2004)
- This - Is A Life (Aug. 25 2004)
- Toothbrush Holder (Aug. 24 2004)
- Why Guys Like Smokers (Aug. 20 2004)
- Greatest American Hero (Aug. 19 2004)
- An Interesting Anniversary Missed (Aug. 18 2004)
- Do You Know The Way? (Aug. 16 2004)
- Are We Misunderestimating Ourselves? (Aug. 14 2004)
- To: 'If The Shoe Fits' (Aug. 13 2004)
- Good Luck Florida! (Aug. 12 2004)
- A Man Of Values (Aug. 11 2004)
- Youth, And My Sore Ass (Aug. 10 2004)
- Making The Grade (Aug. 09 2004)
- I Hate The Heat (Aug. 08 2004)
- Kicking The Fear Factor Up A Notch (Aug. 06 2004)
- Dear Tech Support (Aug. 05 2004)
- The Eternal Optimist (Aug. 03 2004)
- I Walked In On Them (Aug. 02 2004)
- How Would A Terrorist Vote? (Aug. 01 2004)
- Water (Jul. 30 2004)
- The Only Toy Tucker Ever Enjoyed (Jul. 29 2004)
- Strategery (Jul. 28 2004)
- The Ring (Jul. 26 2004)
- Don't Say Anything Yet (Jul. 25 2004)
- I'm In Heat! (Jul. 24 2004)
- Can-O-Raunch (Jul. 22 2004)
- Getting To Know The Bush Twins - A Pictorial (Jul. 21 2004)
- My Way Out (Jul. 20 2004)
- She Of Zero Risk (Jul. 18 2004)
- T.H.D.J.D.G.F.W. [part 2] (Jul. 16 2004)
- Misplaced Patriotism & Blue Dress Politics (Jul. 15 2004)
- First Date Assumptions (Jul. 14 2004)
- Regarding Pre-War Intelligence (Jul. 13 2004)
- Not Somebody Else's Problem (Jul. 12 2004)
- Sisyphus & Me, For Eternity (Jul. 11 2004)
- Contemplating Karma (Jul. 10 2004)
- T.H.D.J.D.G.F.W. [part 1] (Jul. 08 2004)
- Minutes And Memories (Jul. 06 2004)
- Two Years (Jul. 05 2004)
- So Much For Independence (Jul. 04 2004)
- Why I Hate Politics (Jul. 02 2004)
- There's More To Him Than Pudding Pops (Jul. 01 2004)
- Carole Coleman, How I Adore You (Jun. 29 2004)
- Return Of The Dark Ages (Jun. 27 2004)
- My Leap Year Won't Leap (Jun. 25 2004)
- The Haves & The Have Mores (Jun. 24 2004)
- Who Da Ho? (Jun. 22 2004)
- The Switch (Jun. 21 2004)
- Comfortable Shoes (Jun. 20 2004)
- I'm A Believer (Jun. 18 2004)
- 9/11 Panel: Santa Claus Not Involved (Jun. 16 2004)
- I've Changed My Opinion On Gay Marriage (Jun. 14 2004)
- Why Rush Limbaugh's 3rd Marriage Failed (Jun. 13 2004)
- Two Thumbs Up To Torture (Jun. 12 2004)
- Taking My Own Advice - The List (Jun. 10 2004)
- The Secrets To Living A Happy Life (Jun. 09 2004)
- The Loveseat - Part 2 (Jun. 08 2004)
- When Thoughts Escape (Jun. 07 2004)
- The Loveseat (Jun. 06 2004)
- Harry Potter And The Texas Escapee (Jun. 05 2004)
- A Dirty Shirt (Jun. 03 2004)
- Is The Miss Universe Pageant Fixed? (Jun. 01 2004)
- Beeeee-Deeeeep! (May. 30 2004)
- iPoo (May. 29 2004)
- My Top Five 'High Fidelity' Quotes (May. 28 2004)
- The O'Nader Factor (May. 27 2004)
- Fuel And Futility (May. 26 2004)
- The House That Beer Built (May. 25 2004)
- My Jesus Year (May. 24 2004)
- Unibrowism (May. 23 2004)
- My Top Ten Favorite Digits (May. 22 2004)
- The Evening Ritual (May. 21 2004)
- I'm A Pig? (May. 20 2004)
- Fossil Fuels and Middle School Math (May. 19 2004)
- Bite The Wax Tadpole (May. 18 2004)
- Not Necessarily 'Lost' Loves (May. 17 2004)
- All In The Family Of Me (May. 16 2004)
- A Two Date Day With One Married Today (May. 15 2004)
- The Crimes They Are A Changin' (May. 14 2004)
- My Common Sense "...Has Left The Building" (May. 13 2004)
- Oops... (May. 12 2004)
- My Country, Right Or Wrong? (May. 11 2004)
- Walking Through Memories Of Me (May. 09 2004)
- This Is The Sound Of Settling (May. 08 2004)
- Duncan's Tale (May. 07 2004)
- Now Arriving In Milan, New Hampshire (May. 05 2004)
- Online Anonymity & My Radio Message Board Alias (May. 03 2004)
- Some Call It Fate (May. 01 2004)
- What Do You DO? (Apr. 29 2004)
- Sad Potato Has Sexual Side Effects (Apr. 28 2004)
- A Thud & A Scatter, And Suddenly I'm A Walking A.T.M. (Apr. 26 2004)
- No Blue Meanie Gal For Me! (Apr. 25 2004)
- Aaaaarrrrgh!!!! (Apr. 24 2004)
- Where Have All The Good Men Gone? (Apr. 23 2004)
- That's Just Nutty (or not) (Apr. 22 2004)
- Having Those Thoughts Again (Apr. 21 2004)
- The Dubba Dubba Dubbaya Bush (Apr. 19 2004)
- What The "Bleep" Does He Know? (Apr. 18 2004)
- She Was The Virgin 'When'... (Apr. 17 2004)
- The Enron Way To Celebrate April 16th (Apr. 16 2004)
- Hands Down, Oregon Has The Best Days (Apr. 15 2004)
- Qua- Qua- Qua- Quagmire! (Apr. 14 2004)
- Genetics & Right Wing Politics (Apr. 13 2004)
- My Global Locals (Apr. 11 2004)
- Good Day For A Sad Song (Apr. 08 2004)
- The Morning Of March 8th, 1983 (Apr. 06 2004)
- Chip's & Fish (Apr. 05 2004)
- Ahhhhhhhh- Choooooooooo!!!!! (Apr. 02 2004)
- Wanna Win A Walrus? (Apr. 01 2004)
- A Camera To Disturb My Rosy Past (Mar. 30 2004)
- Three Buck Chuck & Some Yuck Yuck Yuck (Mar. 28 2004)
- Well I Wonder (Mar. 26 2004)
- I Want A Damn Secret Decoder Ring (Mar. 24 2004)
- A Real Life 'Chutes & Ladders' (Mar. 22 2004)
- The Distance Between Us [and a big rock] (Mar. 19 2004)
- You, My Love, Are Chicago In The Spring (Mar. 18 2004)
- The Cow Girl (Mar. 13 2004)
- The Greatest Lie (Mar. 12 2004)
- Are We There Yet? (Mar. 11 2004)
- Sponge-Bob No-Pants (Mar. 11 2004)
- What Ever Happened To Stupid People? (Mar. 10 2004)
- I've Come To The Conclusion That I'm Not Enough Of An Ass (Mar. 09 2004)
- Me Verses Spam (Mar. 08 2004)
- The Bigass Prerequisite Disclaimer (Mar. 07 2004)
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